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Voices from Heaven ([personal profile] thespaceopera) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2017-02-24 02:09 pm

A Rose by any other name...!

Suddenly, the SS Three Twins and the SS Windrose begin to move on their own... slowly, calmly, they drift to into the same direction, away from the other ships of the fleet. Slowly, they move until they side by side.

Over the two ships' intercom, an old song begins to play. And that is all the warning there is before the engines engage -- full speed ahead.

Like a pair of rockets, the ships torpedo forward. As they move, they start circling around each other, like a synchronized dance. They move with incredible grace and skill, far more masterfully than the average pilot augment. Except, each time that they pass each other, they clearly get closer to one another.

And closer...

And closer...

No matter what buttons the crews press, no matter how much they might panic, nothing is going to stop the inevitable. On the final pass, it becomes clear there's not enough room between them to avoid a collision. Any impact alarms on the bridge are blaring at full blast. Any other ships watching will not have time to attempt any sort of interception.

CRASH!!

As if to shield spectators' eyes from the horrors of ships colliding in space, there's a blinding light upon impact -- and once it gradually fades, the results can be clearly seen by all: There is no wreckage. Nothing is broken. But where there were once two ships... now there's only one.

One ship that is looks completely new, but yet is reminiscent of both the SS Three Twins and the SS Windrose.

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On the bridge, the crews of the SS Three Twins and the SS Windrose arrive, along with the usual pop! of Atroma confetti and ridiculous jingle music upon a successful shuffle. Sitting in the captain's chair is a round cake, just large enough for everyone to have one slice. There's a single candle, and the following message scribbled on top in yellow icing:

"Congratulations - SS Twin Roses!
Happy Fusion!"





... What, did you think you were going to die? Sorry about that.
winn: (47)

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[personal profile] winn 2017-03-04 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I am a fan of that. If you crash into the Blameless next you'll cut out like a third of my commute.
arfvader: lymph bizkit (favourite punk rock band?)

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[personal profile] arfvader 2017-03-04 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
You can always try petitioning The Powers That Be! See if they'll take it under consideration.
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[personal profile] winn 2017-03-04 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you kidding? If they think we want this where's the fun in giving us mass heart attacks?
arfvader: but we fixed it with photoshop (your xray showed a broken rib)

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[personal profile] arfvader 2017-03-04 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
So you're thinking reverse psychology.
winn: (If I tell you I’ll have to kill you)

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[personal profile] winn 2017-03-13 12:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm thinking reality show bullshit.
arfvader: (it's raining mandibles)

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[personal profile] arfvader 2017-03-16 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
Right, well I'm going to bite my tongue in favour of not inciting more dramatic and terrible events to come our way.
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[personal profile] winn 2017-03-18 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Probably smart. [ he nods ] If, you mean it metaphorically. Literally it's more like - definitely painful. [ his humor's not all there yet but considering where he was this morning (curled up in bed mourning margaery's loss) it's a lot. ]
arfvader: with a step bladder (how do you climb a body?)

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[personal profile] arfvader 2017-03-19 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Look, he's not even going to talk about all the times he's seen a tongue bitten clean through at work! Because he's trying to be a Good Friend.]

Let's assume that anything involving any kind of actual bodily harm is generally metaphorical.