thespaceopera: (drifting)
Voices from Heaven ([personal profile] thespaceopera) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2017-02-24 02:09 pm

A Rose by any other name...!

Suddenly, the SS Three Twins and the SS Windrose begin to move on their own... slowly, calmly, they drift to into the same direction, away from the other ships of the fleet. Slowly, they move until they side by side.

Over the two ships' intercom, an old song begins to play. And that is all the warning there is before the engines engage -- full speed ahead.

Like a pair of rockets, the ships torpedo forward. As they move, they start circling around each other, like a synchronized dance. They move with incredible grace and skill, far more masterfully than the average pilot augment. Except, each time that they pass each other, they clearly get closer to one another.

And closer...

And closer...

No matter what buttons the crews press, no matter how much they might panic, nothing is going to stop the inevitable. On the final pass, it becomes clear there's not enough room between them to avoid a collision. Any impact alarms on the bridge are blaring at full blast. Any other ships watching will not have time to attempt any sort of interception.

CRASH!!

As if to shield spectators' eyes from the horrors of ships colliding in space, there's a blinding light upon impact -- and once it gradually fades, the results can be clearly seen by all: There is no wreckage. Nothing is broken. But where there were once two ships... now there's only one.

One ship that is looks completely new, but yet is reminiscent of both the SS Three Twins and the SS Windrose.

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On the bridge, the crews of the SS Three Twins and the SS Windrose arrive, along with the usual pop! of Atroma confetti and ridiculous jingle music upon a successful shuffle. Sitting in the captain's chair is a round cake, just large enough for everyone to have one slice. There's a single candle, and the following message scribbled on top in yellow icing:

"Congratulations - SS Twin Roses!
Happy Fusion!"





... What, did you think you were going to die? Sorry about that.
apurrstate: (Slightly Amused)

[personal profile] apurrstate 2017-03-06 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[He gives a playfully sympathetic wince.]

I...don't think so? I'm, admittedly, not overly knowledgeable about who we now have with us, but I'm afraid that one might fall only to you.

I suppose you'll get a lot of practice this way, though, right?

[Bright...side?]
arfvader: because the professor is really sternum (why is anatomy so hard?)

[personal profile] arfvader 2017-03-07 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
It's sink-or-swim time, I guess.

[Although if he sinks, it's really everyone else that will be paying for it.]
apurrstate: (Watching)

[personal profile] apurrstate 2017-03-07 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Here's an idea: if it ever turns out horribly, just blame one of the animals. Preferably the dog.

[Seemed like a decent excuse to him.]

I could also bring you some of the more strongly tasting herbs from the garden Hermione and I made.
arfvader: it's the only culture some people have (support bacteria!)

[personal profile] arfvader 2017-03-07 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds like someone is playing favourites.

[Not that he's had too much to do with the ship dog and cat. He's pretty sure no one can take the place of Minor - the basset hound his housemate had unceremoniously brought home.]

It's definitely worth a try! Where's the herb garden? You didn't commandeer another room for it, did you?
apurrstate: (I think...nevermind)

[personal profile] apurrstate 2017-03-07 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I haven't the faintest idea what you're talking about.

[He's totally playing favorites.]

No, no, nothing like that. We set it up on the Iskaulit, it's not far from the larger gardens, but it's more like a greenhouse and only holds herbs for potions and medicines.

So...um, stay away from any of the herbs that are further back in the room.
Edited 2017-03-07 20:23 (UTC)
arfvader: queen amygdala (the anatomical queen of naboo?)

[personal profile] arfvader 2017-03-09 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
What would happen if it accidentally made its way into my cooking? Out of curiosity, of course.
apurrstate: (Amused | Small Smile)

[personal profile] apurrstate 2017-03-11 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Best case scenario? We all feel either a little healthier or a little ill. Worst case: we die from poisoning.

They're at the back of the room for a reason.
arfvader: because they were cutaneous (why were the nerves attracted?)

[personal profile] arfvader 2017-03-13 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
... right, I'll stay away from the back. I have some knowledge of poisonous plants, but better to be safe than sorry.
apurrstate: (Slightly Amused)

[personal profile] apurrstate 2017-03-19 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
You might recognize a few of them, but some of them are more similar to plants from Thedas. I'd be happy to tell you about them sometime.

Perhaps during one of your cooking...endeavors.