Seventh ♠ Voice/Text

[save_the_souls]

Who: Allen Walker
Broadcast: Fleetwide, Voice & Text
Action: SS Blue Fish
When: March 13th

[He's sticking with voice today, making sure any video feed is getting a text message that is accompanied with it]

Hello all. I'm Allen Walker, the- [He clears his throat and corrects himself] - rather, one of the Lab Assistants on the S.S. Blue Fish. If you don't usually listen, you may want to- because I'm willing to pay you.

[Yes. That's right. Money.]

Several might have noticed that the medical bays are rather sparse in terms of supplies beyond basic first aid. Atroma says that we can send in requests for medicine, but I'm not sure I'm willing to trust them to have our best interests in mind.

[Weird thing that. But after a moment, he links up a request board database.].

Therefore, I've compiled a supply list of things that'd be useful to have in the medical bays. I know many of you have been doing odd jobs for money, and this is very much the same. You get us the supplies, and I'll pay you. Simple as that. If I get a surplus of any items, I'd be more than happy to share with other medical bays.

If anyone else has things they need that aren't already on the list, they are welcomed to submit their own requests. Though if it's anything not vital to the fleet's health, I do request that the reward be paid out of your own pocket. And if there's anything about a request that seems suspicious, I am allowed to deny it.

Oh, and there's a request list for cooking supplies too - if that's more your thing. [Thanks guys]

Finally, the medical bays are also use fresh blood for the sake of blood transfusions. For people not familiar with the concept, it's a way to prevent people from dying of blood loss.

I'm planning to hold a Blood Drive this Sunday. Any people who donate blood will be given fresh baked cookies and be paid in money or food. I'd also be happy for any volunteers to help with running the blood drive, so please contact me if you're interested! Any vampiric volunteers must be able to have restraint around blood and will not be allowed to sample any donations.

[Which yes, even that last part was said with complete straight-faced sincerity]

Thank you!

Comments

[everydayhero]

[aaaaaaaaaaaAAAA INO-SENSEIII]

I guess that makes you that Allen, then.

[save_the_souls]

I'm not sure there's another Allen in the fleet, so yes! I'm probably that Allen. Ino and I are very old friends.

[everydayhero]

That's what I've heard. You're pretty lucky to have known her for this long.

[save_the_souls]

I am. She's family to me.

[everydayhero]

[BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW]

Good family to have, in my opinion. Smart, pretty, talented, and dangerous. I've got a few friends like that back home, too.

[save_the_souls]

[Lord this kid must have it bad for his teacher. How adorable. But he's not WRONG about Ino's good features. Still, he gives a laugh] Mm. Very dangerous indeed.

You do? Are they ninjas too?

[....Allen. Most people don't know ninjas]

[everydayhero]

[Laughing.]

Nah, they're all a bunch of scientists like me. But they're really cool, really smart, and really reliable. We're a superhero team, back home.

[save_the_souls]

A superhero team? Really?

Do any of you have powers, or do you just use different tricks to fight crime?

[Totally asking like it's a completely normal profession to have.]

[everydayhero]

Nah, no superpowers, but our gear makes up for it. We developed the suits together to highlight all of our strengths. We make a pretty good team, though.

[save_the_souls]

I see, that's very impressive! [Sounds a bit like Tony honestly]

So what strength do you bring to your team?

[everydayhero]

I'm the leader.

[YEAHHHHHH]

I call the plans, and control Baymax, our nurse-turned-fight bot.

[save_the_souls]

The leader? My! That's a big responsibility!

....Nurse-turned-fight bot? [WHAT]

[everydayhero]

We share the responsibilities pretty evenly.

[shrug!]

Yeah, my brother developed a robot nurse, Baymax. I taught him karate.

[save_the_souls]

A robot nurse...you mean it can fully function as a nurse?

Er-

A nurse that knows karate?

[everydayhero]

Yeah, he can scan you and know all your vital signs and check for injuries or disease and recommend a course of action. A lot of the time, he can give the treatments himself.

The karate was for catching bad guys.

[save_the_souls]

That's incredible! How does he handle unusual cases? Or is he better with routine physicals? Is he a fully functional AI or is it just a- er, what's the term? Program?

Well...it's always good for a medic who goes on the field to know how to fight. And catch bad guys if they can.

[everydayhero]

Routine physicals are his specialty. He's a functional AI, he's learned a lot since I activated him. He can't harm anyone because of his programming, but the karate comes in handy in a lot of other ways.

[save_the_souls]

Amazing. I've encountered a few AI myself, but never ones that could function as a nurse. Probably could've used one at the clinic.

[But oh, he approves of that last part]

Ah, so does that mean you're a no-kill superhero group?

[everydayhero]

My brother's a pretty sick engineer. [don't tell him i said so]

Absolutely. There's never an excuse to take somebody's life.

[save_the_souls]

...Sick? Is he ill?

[He smiles. He knows the world is more complicated than that, but...it's better the kid's not killing than anything.] I'm glad you think so.

[everydayhero]

[snort] No, no, it's an expression. It means "awesome", y'know, cool.

[save_the_souls]

Oh. So Sick means awesome...

[...]

And I thought "cool" was confusing.

[everydayhero]

Yeah, it's just... slang, where I come from.

[kind of awkward shrug]

I keep forgetting other people don't know it.

[save_the_souls]

It's...alright. I've gotten used to hearing strange expressions out of people from other times and worlds!

But, make sure to clarify if you're ever actually sick, okay?

[everydayhero]

Don't worry about that, I definitely will. Ino would probably be the first person off my ship notified.