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[searingedgelord]

Who: Velvet Crowe and You!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: aboard the SS Red Fish
When: right after the Shuffle

[Velvet had woken up in one strange tin can and had only just started to get her bearings when she was suddenly transported to another strange tin can. This isn't how she was expecting today to go.

She stumbles a little but manages to catch herself, oblivious to the fanfare that signals her arrival.]

Where--?

[She takes a moment to steady herself, shaking her head to clear it. She blinks, focusing on her surroundings, trying to make sense of things.]

...Is that pudding?

[Where does pudding fit into all this? And that's not even mentioning the confetti. Actually she hasn't even noticed that yet, or the fact that a lot of it has fluttered into her hair. She looks pretty festive for someone so cranky.]

Comments

[takingkarabusiness]

You'll have the best luck with using a comb to go through your hair before you shower. Believe me, once that stuff is wet, it's there forever.

[searingedgelord]

...A comb. Right.

[Does she still have her comb? She'll have to check. But she's a little too on guard at the moment.]

What's going on?

[takingkarabusiness]

It's kind of... complicated. But we've all been kidnapped, so to speak.

[searingedgelord]

[That's not okay.]

By who?

[takingkarabusiness]

They're called the Atroma, but I don't know where they are. They don't like to make themselves known very often.

[searingedgelord]

So they kidnap us then hide so we can't do anything about it.

[At least she has something to call them now. That's more than she had before.]

[takingkarabusiness]

That is exactly the shape of it.

[searingedgelord]

Sounds like they're a bunch of cowards.

[takingkarabusiness]

Well, I won't argue with that assessment.

[searingedgelord]

Is it true we're here for entertainment?

[takingkarabusiness]

It's impossible to know for sure, but that's kind of what it seems like, yeah. Sorry. My best advice is to just try to ignore that whole part of it.

[searingedgelord]

Gladly.

[She's really not inclined to try to entertain people.]

[takingkarabusiness]

Do you have questions about anything specific?