helmsplitter: (not like i care)
Doudanuki "imma fite the sun" Masakuni ([personal profile] helmsplitter) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2017-04-02 06:38 pm

video;

Who: Doudanuki Masakuni
Broadcast: Video, Fleetwide
Action: Caprine, if interested
When: Now!

[Welcome to Doudanuki's Very Important PSA. He turns on the video and stands back, dressed in the Fleet provided beige jumpsuit. He has his sword sheathed in one hand and clears his throat.]

Alright, since I've had to explain this rusts know how many times just on the last planet, I figured I'd just show you all at once.

My name's Doudanuki Masakuni. I'm a war sword, and yes, I mean that literally. This body? [He points to the human form.] Is a manifestation. This body? [He holds the sword out in front of him.] Is my real body.

I'm a tsukumogami. I live in a sword. I have a human body 'cause my saniwa, my current master, used their powers to give me one. And in case you keep doubtin' me?

[He tosses his sword on his bunk behind him. Then he suddenly disappears in a flash of light just as the sword hits the bed.

A moment later he reappears in a flash of light and a shower of cherry blossom petals, dressed in his usual armor and black clothing. He's now holding his sword across his lap as he sits cross-legged on the bed. For a moment he looks disoriented, then he shakes his head, dislodging a few cherry blossoms, and looks at the camera again.
]

If you got questions, I'll answer them today and today only. After that, don't tell me I can't be a sword or I'll punch you.
all7seas: (I'm Captain Jack Sparrow son)

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[personal profile] all7seas 2017-06-27 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
[The whole kit and caboodle had been under dire threat for some time, yes.]

You could say that, I suppose. Though it's all part of life, being a pirate -- the sudden, unexpected onset of death could occur at any time. I suppose swords view things differently.
all7seas: (persuasion)

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[personal profile] all7seas 2017-07-08 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Swords don't have to worry about ANY of those things! Bet you've absolutely nothing to worry about, save for perhaps rust. Notches. Very obstinate shields. Welshmen.