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[forsometimenow]

Who: The crew of the SS Wonderduck and any visitors
Broadcast: N/A
Action: SS Wonderduck
When: The first few weeks of April

[The crew has changed a lot since the last mingle. What're you up to, Wonderducks? What nasty and/or hilarious rumors are being spread about you?]

Comments

[servantnotserving]

[Eh, he'll take it. That one is gonna die a horrible fiery death. Look, he can make the napkins look GREAT, he used to be able to fold them into goddamn swans, he really doesn't care about the rings. ]

It has made my curse considerably easier to bear.

[sylphid]

Guess you're an expert in figuring out when someone's blowing smoke, huh?

[Now she holds the book open and upside down she he can just stick his whole hand(???) against the pages.]

[servantnotserving]

Ha-ha! You would be right there.

[He grins, putting a hand near it and fwooooosh up it goes in flames. ]

[sylphid]

[Fie calmly sets it down on the floor, pages up, to continue unassisted.]

So, what do you think of space?

[servantnotserving]

[It's the nicest bonfire.]

Confusing, but very interesting all the same. How about you?

[sylphid]

It's nice. I like looking at the stars sometimes when no one else is around.

[servantnotserving]

That sounds very relaxing. I don't really sit quietly much myself, but that sounds like a pleasant way to spend the time.

[sylphid]

Most of the time I end up falling asleep, but that's okay.

[Fie picks up another book, but she begins to flip through it this time.]

Hm, maybe we shouldn't destroy all of these. There might be something better we could use them for.

[servantnotserving]

I see. I do not sleep all that much.

[Because he's a little paranoid about never waking up again. Living furniture problems. ]

What sort of use could you see for them?