Voice;

[save_the_souls]

Who: Allen Walker
Broadcast: Voice and Text;
Action: SS Blue Fish
When: Today!

[For anyone who hasn't heard from Allen in a couple months, his voice sounds different- older and slightly deeper. Someone's been using those aging upgrades okay.]

Excuse me, but I'm looking for someone who is skilled with repairing swords. I received a sword from that last world that has a lot of sentimental value to me, but for some reason it was sent in pieces. [Yeah, that sure is annoyance in his voice]

I'd be happy to pay well for the repair. Thank you.

[The broadcast ends there, but sure enough, some text rumors appear at the end of the message, unbeknownst to Allen, who had not paid attention to the post when he submitted it.]

Allen Walker dyes his hair white to be edgy.
Allen and Clay are kinky in the bedroom.
Walker really is Texan, the British accent is an act for a secret ranger mission.

Comments

[sonofgold]

what's with all that text on the bottom of your post?

[Al's trying to be tactful about it.]

[save_the_souls]

[Thankfully, Clay had pointed out the text]

Absolute bollocks.

[sonofgold]

I kinda figured you wouldn't be that candid, too.

I wonder what's "edgy" about white hair? ... what does "edgy" even mean?

[save_the_souls]

No, I wouldn't. It's more of that rubbish that's been going around.

I'm afraid I have no idea.

[sonofgold]

Boy oh boy. All I got was a note suggesting my hair isn't naturally golden, and that my armor body is still alive and walking around on some planet.

[save_the_souls]

Those sound stupid too.

Why are they so obsessed with hair colour? It's stupid.

[sonofgold]

Probably because it's an easy thing to pick on. If you have an unusual hair color it tends to stand out.

[save_the_souls]

I suppose so, but it's still stupid. My hair is not dyed.

[sonofgold]

Yeah, that's a pretty ridiculous thing to start a rumor about, no matter how you slice it.

[save_the_souls]

Yes it is.

[sonofgold]

Well, at least everyone knows it's rubbish, right? So I'd try not to worry about it too much.

[save_the_souls]

Yeah, good point...

[still annoying though...]

[sonofgold]

In the meantime, I'll try to figure out what "edgy" means. Maybe it's a good thing...