Voice;

[save_the_souls]

Who: Allen Walker
Broadcast: Voice and Text;
Action: SS Blue Fish
When: Today!

[For anyone who hasn't heard from Allen in a couple months, his voice sounds different- older and slightly deeper. Someone's been using those aging upgrades okay.]

Excuse me, but I'm looking for someone who is skilled with repairing swords. I received a sword from that last world that has a lot of sentimental value to me, but for some reason it was sent in pieces. [Yeah, that sure is annoyance in his voice]

I'd be happy to pay well for the repair. Thank you.

[The broadcast ends there, but sure enough, some text rumors appear at the end of the message, unbeknownst to Allen, who had not paid attention to the post when he submitted it.]

Allen Walker dyes his hair white to be edgy.
Allen and Clay are kinky in the bedroom.
Walker really is Texan, the British accent is an act for a secret ranger mission.

Comments

text;

[geonomy]

[Clay knows all about the sword. He was right there for the meltdown, after all.

But those texts.......]

UM

ALLEN????

text;

[save_the_souls]

[ STILL HASN'T NOTICED. ]

Clay? What's wrong?

text;

[geonomy]

MIGHT WANAN CHECKTHE POST AGIAN BABE

[He's damn certain Allen didn't write that, after all]

[hollystrike]

[Oh dear.]

Is the sword just steel, Mr Texas Ranger?

[save_the_souls]

No, it's an alloy stronger than steel.

And my name is Allen.

[hollystrike]

Nice to meet you, Allen, I'm Syd.

Second question: is the sword missing any pieces?

[sonofgold]

what's with all that text on the bottom of your post?

[Al's trying to be tactful about it.]

[save_the_souls]

[Thankfully, Clay had pointed out the text]

Absolute bollocks.

[sonofgold]

I kinda figured you wouldn't be that candid, too.

I wonder what's "edgy" about white hair? ... what does "edgy" even mean?

Video

[bryces_pup]

Kinky, hm? You know, if you wanted to keep one of those blasted dolls, I might have relented, had I known that.

[Riona delivers it in a serious tone. Truth be told, though, she's entirely kidding. It's a struggle to not smile.]

Video

[save_the_souls]

[Riona, by being basically family thanks to being crew for so long, get rewarded with Allen not even being polite in his irritation]

Oh s-shut up! No way in hell I'd want one of those creepy things.

[bryces_pup]

But think of the possibilities! Now you and Clay can try out a threesome without that awkward prospect of finding, well, a third person!

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[stefanged]

Looks like your ranger mission isn't so secret anymore.

text »

[save_the_souls]

THERE IS NO RANGER MISSION.

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[stefanged]

I see. So THAT'S how you plan to throw us off the trail.

Pretend that your decades-long ranger mission hasn't happened all this time?

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[steeledskin]

Ser Allen? What does 'kinky' mean?

[ sorry not sorry. ]

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[save_the_souls]

[.........................]

You should ask Riona. She can tell you.

Text;

[onlyanapple]

Oversharing a bit there.

Text;

[save_the_souls]

It wasn't me!

[huaaaaagh]

Yikes. The rumour mill's way meaner to you than it's been to me.

[....Just gonna. Knock on wood real quick.]

If you find somebody for sword maintenance, let me know? I'll need it eventually, too.

[save_the_souls]

Be careful not to jynx yourself.

[SERIOUSLY KIRITO]

Yeah, I will. Hopefully there's someone.

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[stoccado]

[Asuna's been lucky (so far) in avoiding rumors, but she does have to ask...]

A ranger mission?

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[save_the_souls]

It's rubbish, I'm not a ranger.

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[universal_charm]

I knew it.

_{[ That's it. Just that. ]}

text;

[save_the_souls]

Knew what?