Voice;

[save_the_souls]

Who: Allen Walker
Broadcast: Voice and Text;
Action: SS Blue Fish
When: Today!

[For anyone who hasn't heard from Allen in a couple months, his voice sounds different- older and slightly deeper. Someone's been using those aging upgrades okay.]

Excuse me, but I'm looking for someone who is skilled with repairing swords. I received a sword from that last world that has a lot of sentimental value to me, but for some reason it was sent in pieces. [Yeah, that sure is annoyance in his voice]

I'd be happy to pay well for the repair. Thank you.

[The broadcast ends there, but sure enough, some text rumors appear at the end of the message, unbeknownst to Allen, who had not paid attention to the post when he submitted it.]

Allen Walker dyes his hair white to be edgy.
Allen and Clay are kinky in the bedroom.
Walker really is Texan, the British accent is an act for a secret ranger mission.

Comments

text;

[geonomy]

i didn't think it was important??

[HE DOESN'T EITHER REALLY]

text;

[huaaaaagh]

if it's not important then what's the problem!?

text;

[geonomy]

I DON'T KNOW （ΟΔΟ；）

BRB HANDLING IT

uh

BE RIGHT BACK I MEAN

text;

[geonomy]

KAY WE'RE GOOD

text;

[huaaaaagh]

oh my god clay

[you are killing him with paranoia here]

text;

[save_the_souls]

Clay's good.

I haven't made up my mind about you yet.

text;

[huaaaaagh]

hey don't shoot the messenger!

text;

[save_the_souls]

You mean the messenger who decided to share a private message publicly?

I, for one, certainly don't like the implication that what I do with my boyfriend in private is for pay.

text;

[huaaaaagh]

[....WELL HE WOULD HAVE APOLOGIZED BUT NOW]

yeah because it's so much better said privately

to someone who's already freaking out about it

going to his adult friend for advice

my most sincere apologies to you, mr walker

please forgive me for having a bit of fun at his expense

text;

[save_the_souls]

"Adult friend"? Oh please, like you're not one. If you're such a kid then you shouldn't be having sex in the first place. You don't get to engage in adult activities then pull the "I'm a kid" excuse when someone tells you that you're being an arse. That's not how it works.

And if you were actually upset by his stupid joke, be bloody honest and tell him up front. He's your friend, I know he'll listen. Don't make snide little remarks that affect other people too, then act as the victim when someone gets mad.

text;

[huaaaaagh]

[there is so much he could say to that, but honestly, it's not worth it.]

fine

sorry for involving you

text;

[save_the_souls]

Thank you. I appreciate it.

[And hey, he does mean that at least.]