Voice;

[save_the_souls]

Who: Allen Walker
Broadcast: Voice and Text;
Action: SS Blue Fish
When: Today!

[For anyone who hasn't heard from Allen in a couple months, his voice sounds different- older and slightly deeper. Someone's been using those aging upgrades okay.]

Excuse me, but I'm looking for someone who is skilled with repairing swords. I received a sword from that last world that has a lot of sentimental value to me, but for some reason it was sent in pieces. [Yeah, that sure is annoyance in his voice]

I'd be happy to pay well for the repair. Thank you.

[The broadcast ends there, but sure enough, some text rumors appear at the end of the message, unbeknownst to Allen, who had not paid attention to the post when he submitted it.]

Allen Walker dyes his hair white to be edgy.
Allen and Clay are kinky in the bedroom.
Walker really is Texan, the British accent is an act for a secret ranger mission.

Comments

Re: text;

[universal_charm]

The face I and everyone else is making right now - :/

text;

[save_the_souls]

Don't let your face freeze that way.

Re: text;

[universal_charm]

Come on now, don't let your hair color dictate your age.

text;

[save_the_souls]

really? That joke?

[He's not offended, but my god has he been compared to an old man a million times. ]

Re: text;

[universal_charm]

Well, you make the comparison easy, you have to admit. :x I wouldn't worry to much about these rumors anyways. They'll pass quick enough, especially when we get to whatever new planet we come to.

text;

[save_the_souls]

I'm not worried. I'm annoyed.

Re: text;

[universal_charm]

Hey, at least they didn't try and claim you were a virgin.

[save_the_souls]

....I'd take them thinking I was a virgin if that meant they weren't watching what my boyfriend and I do in privacy.

[universal_charm]

What makes you think they weren't already? They watch just about everything else we do, and you know the saying 'sex sells'. Also that sentence just confirms that particular rumor, you know.

[save_the_souls]

No it doesn't. And this conversation is over. Good day, Kirk.

[He turns off his communicator. Sorry Kirk. Just not interested in talking about his sex life with you]