Voice;

[save_the_souls]

Who: Allen Walker
Broadcast: Voice and Text;
Action: SS Blue Fish
When: Today!

[For anyone who hasn't heard from Allen in a couple months, his voice sounds different- older and slightly deeper. Someone's been using those aging upgrades okay.]

Excuse me, but I'm looking for someone who is skilled with repairing swords. I received a sword from that last world that has a lot of sentimental value to me, but for some reason it was sent in pieces. [Yeah, that sure is annoyance in his voice]

I'd be happy to pay well for the repair. Thank you.

[The broadcast ends there, but sure enough, some text rumors appear at the end of the message, unbeknownst to Allen, who had not paid attention to the post when he submitted it.]

Allen Walker dyes his hair white to be edgy.
Allen and Clay are kinky in the bedroom.
Walker really is Texan, the British accent is an act for a secret ranger mission.

Comments

video;

[stefanged]

A ranger is either someone who's in charge of protecting a forest or protecting the people. Texas has special ones for whatever reason.

Honestly, I still don't know why Alex calls him that.

video;

[save_the_souls]

Wasn't it something she heard from a show or something? I don't know.

It's stupid. I'm an Exorcist, not a ranger.

video;

[stefanged]

No, that would be the Lone Ranger. Unless she meant that and never... followed up on it...

[ He can't even convince himself of that one. ]

[delincuente]

For God's sake. It's a Chuck Norris show - Walker Texas Ranger.

[stefanged]

Really? [ . . . ] I'd take our Exorcist over him any day.

[stoccado]

Who's that?

[save_the_souls]

See? I knew it was a show.

I think he's some...actor? And thank you Stefan!

[delincuente]

He's, like, an actor and a fitness guru and a martial artist. And he totally shoots people's cowboy hats off, probably.

But no, Stef's right. You're cooler.

[stoccado]

Ah, if all of you say so, I'll take your word on it. It still all sounds very strange to me.