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Who: Natasha Romanoff + you?
Broadcast: Fleetwide, text
Action: upon request
When: now

[If Natasha thought she escaped the rumors, she's going to be disabused of the notion. The notes start appearing here and there—short and anonymous. Things like:]

Natasha has a cat named Boris.

Natasha Romanoff once killed a man in Vegas just to watch him die.

Romanoff has been lying about about her age.

[And—]

Nataasha is a lingerie model.

[That last one, it seems, comes with some evidence. Sponsor drop? Either way, a few files seem to have been uploaded to support the case.

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She shouldn't be surprised those came back to haunt her, should she? The real question is if anyone will dare to comment on them.]

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Do you get asked about being cold a lot?

[Velvet doesn't care much about lingerie or modeling or the Atroma's idea of entertainment, but she's bored enough to wonder if she's the only one who gets that question thrown at her.]

When I dress like that, you mean?

[Which isn't exactly how she normally goes out.]

Depends on the weather. But someone did bring it up.

People seem to worry a lot about that sort of thing.

[At least in her experience.]

[Mysterious why people would ask you that.]

Pretty sure you could put on a coat if you wanted to.

I already have one, anyway.

[Her clothes are fine.]

If I get uncomfortable I'll do something about it.

I figured.

[She also figured Velvet wasn't the type of person to change what she was wearing to suit others' sensibilities.]

So what about you? Any juicy rumors floating around about you?