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[outstandingbalance]

Who: Natasha Romanoff + you?
Broadcast: Fleetwide, text
Action: upon request
When: now

[If Natasha thought she escaped the rumors, she's going to be disabused of the notion. The notes start appearing here and there—short and anonymous. Things like:]

Natasha has a cat named Boris.

Natasha Romanoff once killed a man in Vegas just to watch him die.

Romanoff has been lying about about her age.

[And—]

Nataasha is a lingerie model.

[That last one, it seems, comes with some evidence. Sponsor drop? Either way, a few files seem to have been uploaded to support the case.

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She shouldn't be surprised those came back to haunt her, should she? The real question is if anyone will dare to comment on them.]

Comments

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[revengeofthemordsith]

[ Well. ]

Did you lose your actual clothes?

text;

[noprophecies]

i dont know what lingerie is but goodness, these are pretty

[wrong reaction? Probably]

text » private

[mucked]

[ well, that's unfortunate. ]

I now see where you acquired your good taste in all things...supportive, I suppose.

[ judicious and careful. ]

text » private;

[uprightness]

Where are you.

text;;

[reconstitution]

I like the long hair.

Looks like none of us are safe from the rumor mill. At least they had the decency not to dig too deeply?

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[searingedgelord]

Do you get asked about being cold a lot?

[Velvet doesn't care much about lingerie or modeling or the Atroma's idea of entertainment, but she's bored enough to wonder if she's the only one who gets that question thrown at her.]

video;

[universal_charm]

I don't know if I am surprised or disappointed in the name 'Boris'.

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[takingkarabusiness]

Hey, Natasha. This might not be a good time—if it's not a good time just ignore me. But I wanted to talk to you about... stuff. And by talk, mostly I mean apologize.

But if there's too much going on right now, don't worry about it.