Natasha Romanoff (
outstandingbalance) wrote in
driftfleet2017-04-07 11:14 pm
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Who: Natasha Romanoff + you?
Broadcast: Fleetwide, text
Action: upon request
When: now
[If Natasha thought she escaped the rumors, she's going to be disabused of the notion. The notes start appearing here and there—short and anonymous. Things like:]
Natasha has a cat named Boris.
Natasha Romanoff once killed a man in Vegas just to watch him die.
Romanoff has been lying about about her age.
[And—]
Nataasha is a lingerie model.
[That last one, it seems, comes with some evidence. Sponsor drop? Either way, a few files seem to have been uploaded to support the case.
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She shouldn't be surprised those came back to haunt her, should she? The real question is if anyone will dare to comment on them.]
Broadcast: Fleetwide, text
Action: upon request
When: now
[If Natasha thought she escaped the rumors, she's going to be disabused of the notion. The notes start appearing here and there—short and anonymous. Things like:]
Natasha has a cat named Boris.
Natasha Romanoff once killed a man in Vegas just to watch him die.
Romanoff has been lying about about her age.
[And—]
Nataasha is a lingerie model.
[That last one, it seems, comes with some evidence. Sponsor drop? Either way, a few files seem to have been uploaded to support the case.
file1
file2
file3
file4
She shouldn't be surprised those came back to haunt her, should she? The real question is if anyone will dare to comment on them.]

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But if there's too much going on right now, don't worry about it.
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You don't need to apologize to me, though.
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I want to apologize? I didn't really handle that whole situation with grace.
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[Natasha glances down, then back up. She can be more graceful than this too.]
I accept your apology. I think a lot of us weren't our best through this whole situation.
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[Not the least because Natasha knows that Kara means it. Natasha smiles a little.]
In case you hadn't noticed, though, I'm kind of a mess. You see the good parts, because you're inclined to that. With most people at least.
But we photoshop out the scars.
[If you get the meaning.]
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[Natasha just managed to distract him with overt references to oral sex.]
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[A few other people could stand to admit she's right more often.]
It was very obvious. I'm glad you can see it now.
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So... the Atroma won't leave you alone, huh?
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Could be better.
But most of these are harmless at least.
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