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Who: Natasha Romanoff + you?
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Action: upon request
When: now

[If Natasha thought she escaped the rumors, she's going to be disabused of the notion. The notes start appearing here and there—short and anonymous. Things like:]

Natasha has a cat named Boris.

Natasha Romanoff once killed a man in Vegas just to watch him die.

Romanoff has been lying about about her age.

[And—]

Nataasha is a lingerie model.

[That last one, it seems, comes with some evidence. Sponsor drop? Either way, a few files seem to have been uploaded to support the case.

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She shouldn't be surprised those came back to haunt her, should she? The real question is if anyone will dare to comment on them.]

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Nice to hear you say that.

[A few other people could stand to admit she's right more often.]

It was very obvious. I'm glad you can see it now.

Yeah, well, I can't be super at everything.

Sounds like it all worked out okay at the end.

Yeah, I think so.

So... the Atroma won't leave you alone, huh?

Well. It could be worse.

Could be better.

But most of these are harmless at least.

You'd have a very successful career as a model if it weren't for all that spy stuff.

Thank you, but believe it or not, that's not a direction I was ever interested in. Not one for the spotlight.

That's why the whole spy thing works out for you, I'm sure.

Maybe it is. You know the idea there for a hot minute was to be a hero.

Luckily, that's always an option.

That's a whole other conversation.

I'll stick a pin in it, then.

That your way of saying you're not going to let it go?

Would you like me to?

If it's an option... maybe.

I can't make any promises.

Can't judge you for that. I try to avoid making promises myself.

Fair enough.

Let me know if anyone gives you any trouble, okay?

What? Over the pictures?

Yeah. I know you can handle yourself, but I'd like to make people uncomfortable on your behalf.

Luckily, so far everyone's been willing to ignore it.

Well, that's obviously preferable. I'm glad.

It'd be a shame to have to break anyone's arm over this.

I was just planning on making them very uncomfortable, but breaking arms works too I guess.

They might prefer your way. Guess I'm just old, losing patience.

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