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[outstandingbalance]

Who: Natasha Romanoff + you?
Broadcast: Fleetwide, text
Action: upon request
When: now

[If Natasha thought she escaped the rumors, she's going to be disabused of the notion. The notes start appearing here and there—short and anonymous. Things like:]

Natasha has a cat named Boris.

Natasha Romanoff once killed a man in Vegas just to watch him die.

Romanoff has been lying about about her age.

[And—]

Nataasha is a lingerie model.

[That last one, it seems, comes with some evidence. Sponsor drop? Either way, a few files seem to have been uploaded to support the case.

file1
file2
file3
file4

She shouldn't be surprised those came back to haunt her, should she? The real question is if anyone will dare to comment on them.]

Comments

[outstandingbalance]

Fudged, huh? Fudged embellished, or fudged put a little spin on the facts?

[universal_charm]

Fudged as in might have omitted or slightly changed facts because I didn't want to get in trouble for doing what I thought was the right thing.

[outstandingbalance]

I'm familiar with that kind of fudging.

[universal_charm]

Im slowly working on Spock matching his reports to mine so he doesn't unfudge my fudging.

[outstandingbalance]

He's not so prone to fudging, huh? Better at following the rules, or less afraid of catching the heat if he breaks them?

[universal_charm]

Nah, he's Vulcan. He doesn't see the point in lying. It's not a concept they grasp - lying is illogical you see.

Arguing the logic of it is the hard part.

[outstandingbalance]

I don't know about that. Lying can be incredibly logical. It all depends what you're lying about.

[universal_charm]

Heh, that would be an arguement I'd love to here.

But for them it doesn't make sense. In their society there aren't reasons to lie.

[outstandingbalance]

The future and an alien world, and I still have a hard time imagining it.

[universal_charm]

Heh, well, they're a unique sort. They eschew emotion entirely, you see. Logic is, in a way, their god. Quite different from humans, which I think made them one of the best options for First Contact.

[outstandingbalance]

[Natasha decides not to question that too much. It doesn't exactly match her understanding of logic, but... aliens. In the future.]

More different from some humans than others. Very different from you, I think.

[universal_charm]

_{[ He tapped his nose and grinned widely. ]}

We're total opposites, that's for sure. Makes us quite the team on the Enterprise.

[outstandingbalance]

I'll have to take your word for it.

Usually total opposites aren't as fond of each other as you sound.

[universal_charm]

_{[ He barked a laugh. ]}

Oh no, he hated me at first. I wasn't that fond of him either. It wasn't like we instantly got along. Like all good friendships, it took time.

[outstandingbalance]

Most of my good friendships involve near death experiences.

[universal_charm]

Well, if there's a way to find out who your real friends are, that's it.