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[outstandingbalance]

Who: Natasha Romanoff + you?
Broadcast: Fleetwide, text
Action: upon request
When: now

[If Natasha thought she escaped the rumors, she's going to be disabused of the notion. The notes start appearing here and there—short and anonymous. Things like:]

Natasha has a cat named Boris.

Natasha Romanoff once killed a man in Vegas just to watch him die.

Romanoff has been lying about about her age.

[And—]

Nataasha is a lingerie model.

[That last one, it seems, comes with some evidence. Sponsor drop? Either way, a few files seem to have been uploaded to support the case.

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She shouldn't be surprised those came back to haunt her, should she? The real question is if anyone will dare to comment on them.]

Comments

video;

[outstandingbalance]

But why be creative when you can make a joke about a dated cartoon?

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[universal_charm]

Is that what it is?

_{[ That had sailed right over his head. But then, said cartoon probably hadn't survived into his time. ]}

video;

[outstandingbalance]

It is. Boris and Natasha. A couple of spies from a fictional Eastern European country.

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[universal_charm]

Was Natasha also a red head?

video;

[outstandingbalance]

Black hair. It wasn't a very colorful cartoon style.

Re: video;

[universal_charm]

I'll have to take your word for it. I don't think I've ever heard of it - but it was probably before my time.

What would you name your cat then?

video;

[outstandingbalance]

Depends on the cat. Cat things.

[It's not something she's thought of much.]

Re: video;

[universal_charm]

Come on, you've never actually thought about what to some your hypothetical pet before?

video;

[outstandingbalance]

Not really. Pets aren't what you'd call a good fit for my lifestyle.

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[universal_charm]

That is why I said hypothetical.

[outstandingbalance]

I guess I don't spend too much energy thinking about hypotheticals that aren't likely to happen.

[universal_charm]

We could get a couple of drinks and think about it now. As it stands, we can't let people think you would honestly consider 'Boris' after all.

[outstandingbalance]

I could be convinced. No reason for me to stay here and worry about rumors.

[universal_charm]

My treat then. Let's see... I have some in my cabin on the Tourist, or we can go to one of the bars. Your call.

[outstandingbalance]

Let's say I meet you on the Iskaulit? When I get there, you can tell me what you'd have named pets you've never had.

Since you seem to think I should be prepared.

[universal_charm]

That does seem like a fair trade. You have a deal.

[outstandingbalance]

I'll see you there.

[She gives a smile, still a little thin, though that has a lot less to do with him than it does with the rumors. Natasha isn't one to let it keep her down, though.

And she will be waiting, promptly.]

[universal_charm]

_{[ He shows up only a minute later, having needed to try and find something that could work with his easily ripable shirts. With meant he was wearing one of said shirts, but it was shielded beneath his survival suit jacket. So maybe it would hold out for a bit longer, and if nothing else the jacket was there to keep him from being deemed a pervert. ]}

Why fancy meeting you here.

[outstandingbalance]

Real coincidence, isn't it. [She smiles, dry and a little crooked.]

Nice to see you in person. I took the liberty of ordering you a drink too.

[universal_charm]

Oh? Wow, I'm really bad form if I made you wait that long.

_{[ He took the seat beside her, returning her smile with a small crooked one of his own. ]}

How have you been, Natasha?

[outstandingbalance]

Not at all. I just took initiative.

[She smiles a little at his question, less a sign of good news and more an automatic response. There's always something interesting to tell, isn't there?]

Rumor mill aside, I'm doing all right. I met one of your crew. Seems like a good kid.

[universal_charm]

If you're calling him a kid you must mean Chekov.

_{[ He leaned in to whisper to her. ]}

Tell me - is he really a Russian?

[outstandingbalance]

Well, he knew the secret handshake.

[Joking. She's joking.

She's probably joking.]

We talked a little bit. He was... excited.

[universal_charm]

Excited enough to get self defense lessons from you?

_{[ An arch of a brow as he sipped his drink. He wasn't angry about it - at least, not at her. Okay, it stung, but that was between him and Chekov, not Natasha. ]}

[outstandingbalance]

He told you about that.

[She smiles a little, giving him a clear eyed look.]

He asked. I didn't see any reason to turn him down—not like I'm fighting off students.

[Though oddly, she does seem to be collecting a few of them lately.]