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[outstandingbalance]

Who: Natasha Romanoff + you?
Broadcast: Fleetwide, text
Action: upon request
When: now

[If Natasha thought she escaped the rumors, she's going to be disabused of the notion. The notes start appearing here and there—short and anonymous. Things like:]

Natasha has a cat named Boris.

Natasha Romanoff once killed a man in Vegas just to watch him die.

Romanoff has been lying about about her age.

[And—]

Nataasha is a lingerie model.

[That last one, it seems, comes with some evidence. Sponsor drop? Either way, a few files seem to have been uploaded to support the case.

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She shouldn't be surprised those came back to haunt her, should she? The real question is if anyone will dare to comment on them.]

Comments

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[outstandingbalance]

Obviously there are times when we make exceptions.

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[noprophecies]

i am not sure i understand

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[outstandingbalance]

Sometimes there's reasons not to put something over your underwear.

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[noprophecies]

oh. oh! i see, that does make sense.

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[outstandingbalance]

I thought you would.

So should I ask where you're from?

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[noprophecies]

you can but i have yet to meet someone who has heard of it

it is better to say that i am from a medieval time

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[outstandingbalance]

Medieval and no one has heard of it. Yeah, there seems to be a few people from places like that.

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[noprophecies]

it is far more common than i expected, certainly

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[outstandingbalance]

Funny how that works, isn't it?

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[noprophecies]

indeed. though it is nice not to be the only one bloody lost all the time

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[outstandingbalance]

Oh, I think most of us are. Some just hide it better than others.

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[noprophecies]

oh? do you not come from a modern world either?

[outstandingbalance]

We're all modern from our own perspective, aren't we? I think of where I'm from as modern, but we're not as advanced as some of the places people here are from.

[noprophecies]

i have been in other worlds enough to know we are not modern, but i see your point

[outstandingbalance]

Not just the worlds we've visited here?

[noprophecies]

not just these. i have been kidnapped to another world before

[outstandingbalance]

Gotcha. Because these would make most of our home worlds not seem modern.

Where else were you taken?

[noprophecies]

true, in most cases. we have ended up on a planet or two that were incredibly similar to my own

it was known as kyriakos. there is a few of us here who have been there

[outstandingbalance]

Not surprising. I've heard of some of the places people came from before here. That this wasn't everyone's first kidnapping.

[noprophecies]

yes, i have met a few people who have been other places that i have never heard of

i suppose the experience makes us good choices or some rot like that

[outstandingbalance]

You have to wonder, don't you? There has to be some reason they pick us.

[noprophecies]

i wonder that quite often

[outstandingbalance]

Let me know if you come up with any answers.