001 | Swearing is bad

[mrfancyhat]

Who: Chuuya Nakahara
Broadcast: Video
Action: N/A
When: April 29

[Ever since Chuuya arrived he has been nothing but confident in his ability to do and get what he wants. He busied himself with exploring the asteroids — specifically Meston — to maybe find a nice place to have a drink or two. Little did he know, however, that his own mouth would cost him.

Literally.

Needless to say, he is pissed.]

Get this! I was walking around, minding my own business when I was approached and fined! And for what? Because I said a word someone didn’t like?!

[He almost said the word, but look, he doesn’t wanna have to pay some bullshit fine again. He was gonna buy something special with that money he finally got enough of for something decent!]

The authorities in this place are a bunch of pansies! Don’t waste your time in Meston! They're lucky I didn't stick around to kick their a— You know!

Comments

video;

[sylphid]

[A teenage girl appears on the feed and asks a question.]

Kick their what?

[She sounds genuinely curious.

Spoiler: She knows what he means.]

[mrfancyhat]

Tch, you know.

[He can't believe she's asking! He assumed it was obvious, and takes a moment to respond.]

... Their butts.

[sylphid]

You got fined for saying butts?

[Still a mixture of deadpan and seemingly sincere intrigue.]

[mrfancyhat]

Oi, are you kidding me? Are you dense?!

[He huffs!]

I refuse to be responsible for explaining these things to some kid!

[sylphid]

Yes. No.

Then don't broadcast about it.

[Let that sink in.]

[mrfancyhat]

[Boy it is definitely sinking in!!]

Ugh... You're not funny! I knew I should've gotten back to my ship before broadcasting.

[Now that he has a feeling other people will also pull this.]

[sylphid]

How would that change anything?

[mrfancyhat]

It wouldn't. But watching what I say is too difficult for these kind of questions.

[He sighs! Because, really, he's gullible and knows it but will never admit it, so he may not be safe next time he's asked.]

[sylphid]

So it'd be like a safety net if you royally screwed up?

[Because if that's the case, it's a pretty fair course of action.]

[mrfancyhat]

Exactly.

[She can figure stuff out after all. He's not sure if that makes this better or worse.]

So it's true. You really aren't dense, just pretending for TV, huh?

[sylphid]

Nope.

[Fie's silent, then she decides to throw him a bone.]

I don't care about the show or anything.

[mrfancyhat]

Ah?

[He can't help but to wonder if she's messing with him again. Even so, he's curious.]

You don't care? Do you not care about living comfortably and building strength?

[sylphid]

What strength are you talking about? We're here for people's entertainment. I don't particularly care if I'm entertaining or not.

[mrfancyhat]

One of my shipmates mentioned he was able to buy an ability to make fire through augments.

[As unimpressed as he was with the demonstration, it's still something.]

And there's more to upgrade.

[sylphid]

[She shrugs.] It's not that it feels like cheating or anything, that type of strength isn't what I'm looking for.

[mrfancyhat]

[Suddenly he's intrigued!]

Oh yeah? Do tell.

[sylphid]

Tell what, exactly?

[Fie's not the type to open up immediately unless the situation calls for it. This does not. Still, it's a mildly entertaining conversation.]

[mrfancyhat]

The type of strength you're looking to achieve.

[He says simply with a brief pause.]

If it's not physical strength, then I don't care to hear about it.

[sylphid]

Hm, that's okay. I'll pass.

[She's so calm about all this.]

But why are you asking?

[mrfancyhat]

I'm looking for people that can show me something interesting! More interesting than Castle's ability to make a little flame.

[sylphid]

Maybe you could offer up something interesting first.

[mrfancyhat]

[Maybe she's right, even if he didn't like it.]

Well, that would depend on what your definition of interesting is.

[sylphid]

Not in this case. It'd depend on someone who's potentially showing you what you're looking for. It's them you'd need to impress.

[mrfancyhat]

[Damn iiiit she's right again!! He huffs, stomping his feet.]

Ugh... All right. Hang on.

[He goes for something a bit simple. If he gets fined for something he finds stupid again, he'll be pissed!]

This street sign.

[He points it out, places a hand on it, right before it suddenly crushes under it's own weight.]

You should feel honored to be the first to watch me do something like this.

i mean obviously up to you if she's right or not...

[sylphid]

[Fie stares, not really sure what to say.]

Uh, thanks? [Sure, she's going with that.] But that was a waste. Now everyone's able to see it.

[......]

And maybe start running? Not sure if I'm seeing things correctly, but that might have been a cop behind you in the feed.

gotcha!!

[mrfancyhat]

Are you... are you kidding me?!

[Trying not to swear sucks. The law here sucks. Everything in Meston sucks! Actually, so does this girl! Yeah, she sucks too!

In truth, not swearing was annoying him way more than anything.]

Agh! I'm getting out of here!

[He's turning off this broadcast before he manages to get himself into any more annoying situations!]

text;

[robitussin]

you just need to learn to run faster

[mrfancyhat]

I run fast enough! I thought it was a joke!!

[robitussin]

that sounds like your first mistake

[mrfancyhat]

Are you telling me you wouldn't think someone was messing with you over something like this? Maybe you come from a planet where this sort of thing is normal? Because it sure isn't where I'm from!

[robitussin]

this is by far not the weirdest thing that's going to happen to you here

probably better to get used to it now

[mrfancyhat]

Oh believe me. I've experienced stranger things back home, so I'm not surprised it can get weirder here too.

[robitussin]

well then next time some weird inane bullshit happens you'll know not to second guess it right??

lesson learned

video

[humene]

[Eleanor isn't one for overreaching authority, but she's also notoriously a stickler for rules. Sorry, Chuuya.]

Have you considered that those rules exist for a reason?

[mrfancyhat]

[What? That's what she's asking? Chuuya sighs and shakes his head.]

You're seriously defending such a stupid rule?

[humene]

I'm defending the rationale behind the rule. [So, basically, yes.]

The people who wrote that rule wrote it for a reason. Is it really so hard to avoid using strong language?

[mrfancyhat]

[He grumbles. What an annoying girl!]

You're right. The reason is that they know they can make easy money off people like me.

[And he'll conveniently ignore her question.]

[humene]

Money? Did they fine you?

[Too bad, because she has a lot more questions to ask. 'Annoying' doesn't begin to cover it.]

[mrfancyhat]

Yeah they did! If you paid attention to something other than stupid rules, you'd have heard that!

[He huffs!]