001 | Swearing is bad

[mrfancyhat]

Who: Chuuya Nakahara
Broadcast: Video
Action: N/A
When: April 29

[Ever since Chuuya arrived he has been nothing but confident in his ability to do and get what he wants. He busied himself with exploring the asteroids — specifically Meston — to maybe find a nice place to have a drink or two. Little did he know, however, that his own mouth would cost him.

Literally.

Needless to say, he is pissed.]

Get this! I was walking around, minding my own business when I was approached and fined! And for what? Because I said a word someone didn’t like?!

[He almost said the word, but look, he doesn’t wanna have to pay some bullshit fine again. He was gonna buy something special with that money he finally got enough of for something decent!]

The authorities in this place are a bunch of pansies! Don’t waste your time in Meston! They're lucky I didn't stick around to kick their a— You know!

Comments

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[robitussin]

you just need to learn to run faster

[mrfancyhat]

I run fast enough! I thought it was a joke!!

[robitussin]

that sounds like your first mistake

[mrfancyhat]

Are you telling me you wouldn't think someone was messing with you over something like this? Maybe you come from a planet where this sort of thing is normal? Because it sure isn't where I'm from!

[robitussin]

this is by far not the weirdest thing that's going to happen to you here

probably better to get used to it now

[mrfancyhat]

Oh believe me. I've experienced stranger things back home, so I'm not surprised it can get weirder here too.

[robitussin]

well then next time some weird inane bullshit happens you'll know not to second guess it right??

lesson learned