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[dontfeedplants]

Who: Seymour and YOU
Broadcast: Yes
Action: Red Fish
When: Late April (sorry for the late...)

[The feed opens on Seymour, obviously struggling to get the communicator to work. It takes him a few good seconds to realize he's live, and he looks a little sheepish as he speaks.]

Um, hey everyone, I have a question. So I was on one of those asteroids the other day, and I think I was talking to myself about something, I dunno. But people kept giving me money and I heard them saying that I was singing? But I wasn't singing at all.

Does singing mean something else down there? I would have just shrugged it off as someone being drunk if it was just one person, but at least five people came up to me just today.

Don't get me wrong, I'm happy I have more money now, but I'm kinda freaking out about this.

...I really hope this thing is working right…

((OOC: Anyone who's been around him enough, especially though who are crew members of the Red Fish, should notice that Seymour does in fact break into song when he's talking to himself.))

Comments

(Video)

[castintoflames]

You mustn't think so little of yourself. Everyone has a gift - a talent - he can share with others. (Even if the talent is something more sinister.) Why do you see yourself in such a poor light?

(Video)

[dontfeedplants]

Because I'm not really good at much. All I can really do is take care of plants. I guess that's my talent?

[He's too good at it, if anything.]

(Video)

[castintoflames]

There is no shame in that! Plants need a special touch to thrive. Have you visited the gardens on the Iskaulit?

(Video)

[dontfeedplants]

[!!!]

I didn't know there were gardens there! What kind of plants do they have there?

[He's not picky but gosh he would love to see more alien plants.]

(Video)

[castintoflames]

Many from different worlds. When seeds are gathered, they are planted there and monitored. Those that prove dangerous must be removed, but the rest are quite lovely.

(Video)

[dontfeedplants]

I'm glad the dangerous ones aren't there at least.

[He really does mean it.]

... What did the dangerous plants do, anyway? Or were they just poisonous?

[Shhh he's just curious really!]

(Video)

[castintoflames]

We do what we can to make everyone safe. A trip through the gardens would be unpleasant otherwise.

(He likes to go there to relax and dangerous plants would interfere with that.)

Bite, poison, entangle... The possibilities are endless, are they not? Most are discovered early so they do not mature.

(Video)

[dontfeedplants]

Bite...?

[Fuuuuck he might have to deal with more cannibal plants?

He tries not to look too worried about that.]

I'm... glad I won't have to worry about that at least. Most of the alien plants are safe though, right?