THE MELTING POT. A Catchall.

[edwinjarvis]

Who: Jarvis! But also anyone at The Melting Pot! A Mingle!
Broadcast: N/A
Action: at the new cafe/bistro, on the Iskaulit.
When: May and June catch-all? Or something.

 

THE MENU AND SERVERS.

 

Feel free to make open and closed threads here! Or if you're looking for Jarvis, feel free to add that information in the subject line. If you'd like a character to come in and look for work, feel free, Jarvis may set them up with work! Likewise, those he told he would help learn to cook dishes can stop by, too. 

Comments

[edwinjarvis]

[...........]

How many of there are you? And what are your stomachs made of?

[He says, bringing out dishes.]

[supertardiness]

[OH MY GOD LOOK AT ALL THAT FOOD and look at this innocent Barry Allen face who totally has a legit reason why he has to eat so much food.]

I have a super intense metabolism and need to consume ten thousand calories a day.

[a beat.]

Sorry?

[edwinjarvis]

Oh... Oh, no --

[His eyes widen slightly, sympathetic.]

I deeply apologize if I belittled what disease or ailment you may have. Very inconsiderate of me.

[supertardiness]

No, no, no, no, really, you couldn't have known it by looking at me.

[Really, the side effect of his metahumaness isn't easily visible, so he doesn't want the owner to feel bad about an offhand comment.]

And I know that resources are limited. I usually try to stick to the high calorie stuff, but sometimes you just need something a little different, you know? And it's not like you guys have a Big Belly Burger here.

[edwinjarvis]

Goodness.

Well, I could surely try my best to replicate a... 'Big Belly Burger', if you would like.

[Let it be known, Jarvis is quite a determined sort of fellow.]

[supertardiness]

It's just a burger.

[There's nothing really special about it.]

It's just cooked and built in a way that allows for as many calories as they can get away with.

[edwinjarvis]

.........

[Challenge accepted. He nods.]

I'm more than happy to make you a burger with as many calories as I can conjure, if you'd so like. Anytime. Until then — I'll have us start from the top of the menu down, young man.

[supertardiness]

[He grins a bit at that.]

And I will be more than happy to taste test every single one.

[Because omnomnom food.]

And thanks. Really.

[He knows accommodating his metabolism can be a pain.]

[edwinjarvis]

It's not a problem at all, young man.

[He offers his hand.]

Most call me Jarvis; it's a pleasure to meet you, and I'm happy to have another tester aboard.

[supertardiness]

[Barry turns and accepts his hand with a smile.]

Barry. Allen. Nice to meet you. I am happy to be a tester if this is all as good as it smells.