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[goldenglasses]

Who: Vash and you!
Broadcast:
Action: On the planet Mor
When: Anytime!

[Vash was having fun on the tourist planet. Even getting into the spirit and finding some clothes that help him fit in a bit better. The illusion just wasn't fun enough for him.

The first few days Vash tries to lay low. Get a feel for the town and the people in it, but soon enough he's relaxing into his old habits of the aimless drifter he was back home. Vash can be found chasing children with a black, ragged robe over his shoulders shouting about how he was the "Black Knight" here to catch and kill them all! That is until the "White Knight" child of the day bravely stands up to him and "kills" the evil Black Knight!

Or perhaps you'll run into Vash as he's helping out at a restaurant washing dishes to make some money for the inn he's staying at. That and the drinks he buys after work at the tavern. The tavern is a very popular place for Vash to hang out at.

Another activity Vash has become very interested in is the archery. He's never used a bow and arrow before, but without his trusty revolver he likes the idea of staying sharp in his targeting abilities. It only takes Vash a few test shots before he gets the hang of the motion (having a mechanical arm doesn't hurt either.) In the open with the trainer he found he doesn't always hit the bull eyes every time, but he's still very good. Although, if someone caught him practicing on his own in the forest they may just catch Vash doing some trick shots and hitting the target's bull eyes every time that he hung up and set up in various trees. Someone doesn't like to show off where people can easily see him.

For the most part Vash is trying to keep out of trouble and having lots of fun eating the food and drinking the ale available! Until one night...

It's hard to tell exactly how or why it got started, but the tavern explodes in shouting late one night. Three figures end up spilling out the door, punches and curses flying and the man stuck in the middle crying out for mercy. Of course, by the time Law Enforcement show up to break up the fight the story is that Vash had thrown himself into the fight and no one really knows how it started so all three are sent to the stocks to think about their foolish behavior and to sober up.]

Oh man. I just wanted a quiet night! I'm going to be late to work tomorrow! I don't want to get fired... awwwwww and what if the chief sees me like this?

[Vash will be whining about his fate as a black eye forms on his face. Come laugh at him, join in with some village members throwing rotten fruit at him, or help him from his fate. At least he'll be out after a day?]

Comments

Stocks

[goldenglasses]

Hmmmm. [Vash hums and tilts his head the small amount he's able to while stuck in the stocks.] Probably not, no. But do you think you could do me a favor? My nose really itches.

[alwayscomeback]

[Sokka pulls a face, before reaching to get a stick.

...Yeah he'll just like...poke at your nose with it. ]

Do you want me to spring you?

[goldenglasses]

[Vash winces and wiggles his nose. Not really liking this whole stick thing.] Be careful with that! You could poke my eye out!

[Oh wait! Offer of freedom! Sokka is now the most brilliant person ever! He LOVES that stick.] Do you think you could!? Because I'm pretty sure this is really bad for my back.

[alwayscomeback]

I'm not scratching your nose with my finger, I don't know where it's been.

[Sokka makes a thoughtful noise, then wanders closer, peering at the locks. ]

Hmmm, maybe. [Just gonna get his tools and start poking at it. ]

[goldenglasses]

I bet my nose has been in a lot cleaner places than your fingers! [Says the man in the stocks with tomato juice down his face.] But if you can get me out of here than I can scratch it myself! [Careful Sokka. You're getting some looks playing with locks like that from the common folks.]

[alwayscomeback]

Yeah, I'm gonna go right ahead and not believe that, ok?

[Sokka doesn't notice. People give him weird looks all the time, it comes from hanging out with a kid with arrows on his face. He's gonna start unscrewing things. Yep. ]

[goldenglasses]

Ahh... [Sokka may not notice these things, but as the most wanted man on his planet Vash can't NOT notice the looks.]

Possibly unrelated... But how good are you at running and hiding from law men?

[alwayscomeback]

[Tinker tinker, CLICK. Freedom!]

I've been running and hiding from people who can literally shoot fire at me for about a year. Why?

[goldenglasses]

Great! [Once he's free Vash pops up like he's not at all stiff, but the crackling of his bones may say otherwise.] So let's get going. Like right away get going! [Vash is going to grab Sokka's arm and yank him forward as he darts quickly away from the stocks.

Partly because someone did let the guards of the city know what was going on and there are some armored guys now running towards the two.] YOU TWO THERE! STOP!

[alwayscomeback]

[Sokka yelps as he's dragged away, looking over his shoulder and...oh yep. Soldiers. ]

Yeah running is a good plan. Let's stick to that plan.

[HE'LL JUST START RACING OFF RUN VASH RUUUUUN. ]

[goldenglasses]

[Vash rushes down the streets and suddenly grabs Sokka and does a sharp turn.] This way! I have an idea! How do you feel about hiding in garbage?

[alwayscomeback]

[He follows, because wow he does not want to be murdered by a mob. ]

As an escape route, I fully endorse it!

[goldenglasses]

GREAT! Let's do that then! [Vash turns another corner, and there indeed, is a pile of garbage. Vash will shove Sokka behind it before diving himself him.

BUT WILL IT WORK!? IS THERE ENOUGH TO HIDE THEM BOTH!?]

[alwayscomeback]

[Sokka doesn't care, he's gonna dive in and put a finger to his lips. SHHH SHHH SHHHHHH.]

[goldenglasses]

[Vash nods his head nervously with a banan peel stuck I'm his hair, and here comes the guards!] Where'd they go? [Uh oh... Seems there may have been pepper in the garbage!!! Vash is starting to sneeze!]

[alwayscomeback]

[Sokka panics, reaching over to pinch Vash's nose. BECAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU STOP THAT RIGHT?!!]

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

[goldenglasses]

[Vash whimpers between the extreme need to sneeze and the pinching of his nose. It's really tender! It was hit with an apple earlier! But pinching does help keep his sneeze quiet, but he can't stop his head from violently reacting to the force of the trapped sneeze.

The men turn in the two's direction, but luckily a scared cat that had been nibbling at a fish head takes off running in fear.]

It's just a cat! Come on! Before we lose them! [Off they run, splitting up in an attempt to find the runaways.]

[alwayscomeback]

[Sokka remains, absolutely still, until there is silence. He heaves out a sigh, releasing Vash's nose.]

You know, I am so done with this planet.

[goldenglasses]

[Vash laughs as he removes the banana peel from the top of his head.] I don't know. It has been rather exciting to say the least.

[alwayscomeback]

Nope, this place sucks.

[goldenglasses]

[Vash lets out an uproarious laughter.] I take it you haven't been having a good time? Before that stock and arrested situation, I must admit I've been having a pretty good time myself!

[alwayscomeback]

This place is just weird.

The shopping is nice, though!

[goldenglasses]

And the FOOD! I swear I saw someone with a chicken leg the size of my HEAD before! [Don't mind the drooling.]

[alwayscomeback]

I think that was a turkey leg. But you're right, the food is pretty sweet.

[goldenglasses]

Whatever it was it was huge! And the ale! Grog? Beer? Whatever. Just everything is seems to be the size of my head! More planets need food like this! The ships need food like this!