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[the_tailor]

Who: Lance and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Marsiva
When: 6/6


[Life hasn't made sense in a long time for him. Ever since the day that Shiro returned to Earth and they found the Blue Lion, it had been one crazy thing after another to the point where he never knew what the next minute would bring. How long has it been? Months? How many?

And then, of course, this has to happen. He paces around the deck he's on, still clad in his armor, looking extremely worried.]

Quiznak. Not good, not good. This is a joke, right? Some really, really elaborate practical joke that Coran's playing on us. Which, dude, not the time or the place! But if this really is real and I didn't just hit my head super hard and went into another coma...

[He covers his face with his hands and groans.]

I gotta save the universe, not be in Big Brother in space! I have to find Blue somehow. I don't care what that dumb computer says, there's got to be some way out of here, or at least to get in contact with the others... There has to be.

[Lance stops, looking down, and mumbles to himself.]

I don't want to be here alone.

Comments

[alwayscomeback]

[Right back atcha. There's so much to like. This is what they are: just gosh darn loveable. ]

Yeah, you'll be on the Marsiva. Everyone wakes up on there before getting dumped onto whatever ship Atroma want.

I KNOW, right? A giant robot fish would really spice things up. But noooo they get their ratings by trying to make us miserable. Because apparently misery sells better than giant robots. I don't buy it.

[the_tailor]

[The most loveable people ever. Anyone who thinks otherwise is just objectively wrong.]

Neither do I! What, are they targeting broody teenage audiences or something? Is Keith popular? Because that'd answer my question.

[Keith really isn't quite as broody as Lance makes him out to be, but, you know.]

Misery isn't fun on its own. If you're going to throw in drama, I say make it over the top, anyway. Have a tragic story involving the giant robot fish if you need to!

[alwayscomeback]

[Absolutely. They just don't understand lovable, clearly. ]

You know, I haven't asked him. Given what I've seen in this place though? I bet they LOVE the dark and brooding thing. He'll have some creepy t-shirt with his face on it in no time. They loved my friend Zuko and he is like, the broodiest guy.

[They can just play him out to be the BROODIEST. Zuko too. ]

Oooh I like that. Maybe the robot lost its robot master or something. Has to avenge his death.

[the_tailor]

I don't know if I could respect anyone who wears a t-shirt with him on it.

[This works in so many ways.]

Ooh, but what if we make it a love story too? Like, okay, hear me out. The inventor makes their giant robot fish and ends up falling in love with their own creation. And the fish has feelings too, because advanced AI and stuff, and loves them back. But then! Bam! An evil empire attacks, and the inventor is killed, sending off the fish in a last ditch effort to save them! So now the fish has to get vengeance for their creator, and maybe learn to love again along the way.

[alwayscomeback]

Maybe there would be opposing t-shirts? Like Team Lance or Team Keith.

[He'll just stir that rivalry pot, don't mind him. ]

...Wow.

I would SO go and watch that movie. Like. At LEAST twenty times.

[the_tailor]

...dude. That...is actually a REALLY cool idea. That way, too, I'd know who the cool and lame people on this ship are.

[Keep it cookin'.]

Maybe I missed my calling...

[alwayscomeback]

See? Colour coded for everyone's preferences and everything.

[He needs to have SOME fun after all. ]

What to be a movie writer? Maybe you did. Though honestly, riding about in a giant space lion sounds much cooler.