driftfleet | Video

Who: Crowley and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Málum - Iskaulit
When: Right now

[Crowley had checked the vast majority of his people were where they were supposed to be- annoyingly, Allen was passed out, but he's not going to share that with everyone because, well, he had more exciting news to share. He'd gone to check on his bar, and found the upgrades he'd paid for had finally borne fruit.

As such, he turns on the camera with a sharp-toothed grin. Bohemian Rhapsody can be heard faintly in the background (sometimes, the jukebox got stuck on it) as Crowley pans the camera to a slushie machine. Look at how that coloured ice sludge spins slowly. So delicious.]

So! While we were having our fun little time in our own heads, it seems Málum has had a bit of an upgrade! We now have a bona-fide slushie machine. Which means we can have alcoholic slushies. So while you lot are drowning your sorrows about unwanted memories or...apparently celebrating coming out of a closet, you can do it with a boozy cup of flavoured ice.

Isn't that great?

[He could have bought him and Felix a bigger bedroom, he could have done that but no. This is what he devoted his credits on. This right here.]

If you come by with some emotional scarring from your calibrations, come by and I'll give you a single little slush for free. Just one mind.

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[ Yeah, Jayden's lost some people she was actually starting to maybe consider... the f-word. Gasp. Plus calibrations were bullshit. So she'll absolutely take him up on that. ]

Don't mind if I do. Might as well give me a whole blender full though. Fair warning.

[Well, she's been asleep for the entire thing, but Fie does want a slushie...]

How about I show you the contents of my basket for a non alcoholic slushie? It's like a cheap knock off of the ones most people got.

[Calibrations were a piece of shit, quite frankly. ]

Fine by me, besides, we need to get hammered. I keep my promises.

Sure, why not, I suppose I can give you a virgin one. If you want to be boring.

Well, I mean, if this wasn't a pleasure cruise before...

I'm also sixteen.

[She's really not sure if it'd actually matter to him, but better safe than sorry. Probably.]

I guess I was in a coma for all the stuff that happened, so I got a consolation basket.

[Fie reaches off screen to hold up a bag of candy labeled 'floot cubes-- tofu flavor'.]

These expired three years ago. [She turns the back around so he can see the expiration date. "Three years ago today!"]

And?

[It really doesn't. ]

Oh, so you didn't even get a decent basket? Well, I call that a pile of bullshit if ever I saw one. But sure, I suppose you get a slushie for your shitty expired crap.

Probably best to chuck that out the airlock. Some idiot might try to eat it.

[He flashes Kirk a grin. ]

I always do like to make things more pleasurable for the people of the Fleet, you know. You could say it's my true calling.

[Fie simply slides on the frames of her lensless sunglasses before pulling out the next item.]

There's also this. [Instead of the sparking cider, she got a strange substitute.]

Why would I throw it out, then?

You mean as opposed to being a reality TV star?

...you know, that sounds kind of like fun. I could make a frozen Margarita.

Huh. [Yuan is watching the machine curiously.] ...Haven't seen one of those since...well, since I was the age I look. Although I hear they've invented them again for the resort park in Altamira.

Well, now you can marvel at them again. You want one? You can have blue or blue.

[He's like a kid at Christmas. ]

I know, right? The upgrade also had a drinks machine, but let's face it, we're here for the slushies.

Nah, I don't let enough drama unfurl around me to take up that mantel. You can keep that one for yourself if you like.

[...What the fuck. ]

Yummy.

Well, if you're aiming to give your crew food poisoning I guess you're well on your way to that one.

I'll be down in a bit.

[The feed shuts off, and sure enough, it isn't too long before Yuan is wandering into Màlum and making his way over to the bar.]

So is the blue flavor amango, or blueberry, or something else I haven't heard of?

[Crowley is still tampering with it when Yuan arrives, flashing him a grin. ]

As far as I can tell, it's blue flavour. The joys of space travel, and all that. No berries, just colour-flavours.

Ah. [Yuan smirks as he settles onto a barstool.] I guess that will be a new experience, then. I doubt I've ever tasted anything 'blue' flavored even before I gave up the ability.

That's pretty regular in the Fleet. They have a lot of this bullshit. You want any booze added to it?

May as well; I'll let you pick what. [It's been a hell of a month, and he could use it. While he waits, he pulls out a small device with a touchscreen to fiddle with - not one of the Fleet communicators, so it must be something he picked up elsewhere.]

Not intentionally. [Probably not, anyway.] But it could have uses later.

[Offscreen, there's a rustling sound, and she comes back with a box of soap... for feet.]

And this.

[For the final display, she holds a post card to the screen, without comment. Sometimes no words are needed.]

Then I'll be right over.

[ And indeed, here she is~ She picks a spot at the bar, looking over at the slushie machine with a smirk and an approving nod. ]

Guess you're moving on up in the world.

[He grins making his way over. ]

Aren't I just? I mean, sure it has exactly one flavour but that just means I have to be creative with it.

...Really?

[He takes a moment to consider those things. ]

How delightfully pointless.

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