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[onlyanapple]

Who: Crowley and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Málum - Iskaulit
When: Right now

[Crowley had checked the vast majority of his people were where they were supposed to be- annoyingly, Allen was passed out, but he's not going to share that with everyone because, well, he had more exciting news to share. He'd gone to check on his bar, and found the upgrades he'd paid for had finally borne fruit.

As such, he turns on the camera with a sharp-toothed grin. Bohemian Rhapsody can be heard faintly in the background (sometimes, the jukebox got stuck on it) as Crowley pans the camera to a slushie machine. Look at how that coloured ice sludge spins slowly. So delicious.]

So! While we were having our fun little time in our own heads, it seems Málum has had a bit of an upgrade! We now have a bona-fide slushie machine. Which means we can have alcoholic slushies. So while you lot are drowning your sorrows about unwanted memories or...apparently celebrating coming out of a closet, you can do it with a boozy cup of flavoured ice.

Isn't that great?

[He could have bought him and Felix a bigger bedroom, he could have done that but no. This is what he devoted his credits on. This right here.]

If you come by with some emotional scarring from your calibrations, come by and I'll give you a single little slush for free. Just one mind.

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[stormfist]

[ Yeah, Jayden's lost some people she was actually starting to maybe consider... the f-word. Gasp. Plus calibrations were bullshit. So she'll absolutely take him up on that. ]

Don't mind if I do. Might as well give me a whole blender full though. Fair warning.

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[onlyanapple]

[Calibrations were a piece of shit, quite frankly. ]

Fine by me, besides, we need to get hammered. I keep my promises.

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[stormfist]

Then I'll be right over.

[ And indeed, here she is~ She picks a spot at the bar, looking over at the slushie machine with a smirk and an approving nod. ]

Guess you're moving on up in the world.

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[onlyanapple]

[He grins making his way over. ]

Aren't I just? I mean, sure it has exactly one flavour but that just means I have to be creative with it.

[stormfist]

Shouldn't be too hard. And the drunker people get, the less they'll notice the flavor.

[ She nods. ] I'll try one. And a shot of something strong, too. In the name of getting hammered.

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[sylphid]

[Well, she's been asleep for the entire thing, but Fie does want a slushie...]

How about I show you the contents of my basket for a non alcoholic slushie? It's like a cheap knock off of the ones most people got.

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[onlyanapple]

Sure, why not, I suppose I can give you a virgin one. If you want to be boring.

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[sylphid]

I'm also sixteen.

[She's really not sure if it'd actually matter to him, but better safe than sorry. Probably.]

I guess I was in a coma for all the stuff that happened, so I got a consolation basket.

[Fie reaches off screen to hold up a bag of candy labeled 'floot cubes-- tofu flavor'.]

These expired three years ago. [She turns the back around so he can see the expiration date. "Three years ago today!"]

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[onlyanapple]

And?

[It really doesn't. ]

Oh, so you didn't even get a decent basket? Well, I call that a pile of bullshit if ever I saw one. But sure, I suppose you get a slushie for your shitty expired crap.

Probably best to chuck that out the airlock. Some idiot might try to eat it.

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[sylphid]

[Fie simply slides on the frames of her lensless sunglasses before pulling out the next item.]

There's also this. [Instead of the sparking cider, she got a strange substitute.]

Why would I throw it out, then?

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[universal_charm]

Well, I mean, if this wasn't a pleasure cruise before...

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[onlyanapple]

[He flashes Kirk a grin. ]

I always do like to make things more pleasurable for the people of the Fleet, you know. You could say it's my true calling.

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[universal_charm]

You mean as opposed to being a reality TV star?

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[onlyanapple]

Nah, I don't let enough drama unfurl around me to take up that mantel. You can keep that one for yourself if you like.

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[universal_charm]

Are you accusing me of being a drama queen, Crowley?

[namisan]

...you know, that sounds kind of like fun. I could make a frozen Margarita.

[onlyanapple]

[He's like a kid at Christmas. ]

I know, right? The upgrade also had a drinks machine, but let's face it, we're here for the slushies.

[namisan]

I'll be over to test it when I'm off shift. [Look man, drinking in her own establishment isn't as much fun. Also omg I'm sorry I lost this]

[onlyanapple]

Sounds like a fair deal to me.

[Plus she doesn't get to be blinded by neon like she can here. No worries at all! ]

[namisan]

[You betcha she'll turn up on her dinner break then, looking to break in this nifty new machine. If it's worthwhile, she might put in for the upgrade in her own bar. Though honestly she'd prefer not to, all things considered.]

Evening! [Hopping up on a stool at the bar and looking like a little kid. Inappropriate, Nami.]

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[cloakand_danger]

Huh. [Yuan is watching the machine curiously.] ...Haven't seen one of those since...well, since I was the age I look. Although I hear they've invented them again for the resort park in Altamira.

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[onlyanapple]

Well, now you can marvel at them again. You want one? You can have blue or blue.

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[cloakand_danger]

I'll be down in a bit.

[The feed shuts off, and sure enough, it isn't too long before Yuan is wandering into Màlum and making his way over to the bar.]

So is the blue flavor amango, or blueberry, or something else I haven't heard of?

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[onlyanapple]

[Crowley is still tampering with it when Yuan arrives, flashing him a grin. ]

As far as I can tell, it's blue flavour. The joys of space travel, and all that. No berries, just colour-flavours.

[cloakand_danger]

Ah. [Yuan smirks as he settles onto a barstool.] I guess that will be a new experience, then. I doubt I've ever tasted anything 'blue' flavored even before I gave up the ability.