Anthony J. Crowley (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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driftfleet2017-07-09 11:47 pm
onlyanapple) wrote in driftfleet2017-07-09 11:47 pm
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Who: Crowley and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Málum - Iskaulit
When: Right now
[Crowley had checked the vast majority of his people were where they were supposed to be- annoyingly, Allen was passed out, but he's not going to share that with everyone because, well, he had more exciting news to share. He'd gone to check on his bar, and found the upgrades he'd paid for had finally borne fruit.
As such, he turns on the camera with a sharp-toothed grin. Bohemian Rhapsody can be heard faintly in the background (sometimes, the jukebox got stuck on it) as Crowley pans the camera to a slushie machine. Look at how that coloured ice sludge spins slowly. So delicious.]
So! While we were having our fun little time in our own heads, it seems Málum has had a bit of an upgrade! We now have a bona-fide slushie machine. Which means we can have alcoholic slushies. So while you lot are drowning your sorrows about unwanted memories or...apparently celebrating coming out of a closet, you can do it with a boozy cup of flavoured ice.
Isn't that great?
[He could have bought him and Felix a bigger bedroom, he could have done that but no. This is what he devoted his credits on. This right here.]
If you come by with some emotional scarring from your calibrations, come by and I'll give you a single little slush for free. Just one mind.
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Málum - Iskaulit
When: Right now
[Crowley had checked the vast majority of his people were where they were supposed to be- annoyingly, Allen was passed out, but he's not going to share that with everyone because, well, he had more exciting news to share. He'd gone to check on his bar, and found the upgrades he'd paid for had finally borne fruit.
As such, he turns on the camera with a sharp-toothed grin. Bohemian Rhapsody can be heard faintly in the background (sometimes, the jukebox got stuck on it) as Crowley pans the camera to a slushie machine. Look at how that coloured ice sludge spins slowly. So delicious.]
So! While we were having our fun little time in our own heads, it seems Málum has had a bit of an upgrade! We now have a bona-fide slushie machine. Which means we can have alcoholic slushies. So while you lot are drowning your sorrows about unwanted memories or...apparently celebrating coming out of a closet, you can do it with a boozy cup of flavoured ice.
Isn't that great?
[He could have bought him and Felix a bigger bedroom, he could have done that but no. This is what he devoted his credits on. This right here.]
If you come by with some emotional scarring from your calibrations, come by and I'll give you a single little slush for free. Just one mind.
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Oh? But you have some experience with them then? What would mine have been worth, in a good market?
[ He doesn't actually believe it, but hey, he can play along. ]
no subject
I reckon they'd have a good scrap over you. Hell could make a good case with all that lust and recklessness you have buuuut-
[He sits back, he might look even marginally disappointed. ]
But Heaven would ultimately get you, on account of your unending desire to put everyone else's life- even complete bloody strangers above your own. They eat that selflessness bullshit for breakfast. Congrats, you have an afterlife of utter boredom waiting for you. Yay.
no subject
[ He was amused more than anything, laughing softly. ]
If I had the choice then? I'd probably choose hell. Boredom is one of my greatest fears. Why else travel through the unknown universe?
no subject
Damned if you do, damned if you don't. Literally, in this case. Kind of a bugger, really. Better to just enjoy being alive while you can, because that's the best part.