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[onlyanapple]

Who: Crowley and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Málum - Iskaulit
When: Right now

[Crowley had checked the vast majority of his people were where they were supposed to be- annoyingly, Allen was passed out, but he's not going to share that with everyone because, well, he had more exciting news to share. He'd gone to check on his bar, and found the upgrades he'd paid for had finally borne fruit.

As such, he turns on the camera with a sharp-toothed grin. Bohemian Rhapsody can be heard faintly in the background (sometimes, the jukebox got stuck on it) as Crowley pans the camera to a slushie machine. Look at how that coloured ice sludge spins slowly. So delicious.]

So! While we were having our fun little time in our own heads, it seems Málum has had a bit of an upgrade! We now have a bona-fide slushie machine. Which means we can have alcoholic slushies. So while you lot are drowning your sorrows about unwanted memories or...apparently celebrating coming out of a closet, you can do it with a boozy cup of flavoured ice.

Isn't that great?

[He could have bought him and Felix a bigger bedroom, he could have done that but no. This is what he devoted his credits on. This right here.]

If you come by with some emotional scarring from your calibrations, come by and I'll give you a single little slush for free. Just one mind.

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[stormfist]

[ Yeah, Jayden's lost some people she was actually starting to maybe consider... the f-word. Gasp. Plus calibrations were bullshit. So she'll absolutely take him up on that. ]

Don't mind if I do. Might as well give me a whole blender full though. Fair warning.

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[sylphid]

[Well, she's been asleep for the entire thing, but Fie does want a slushie...]

How about I show you the contents of my basket for a non alcoholic slushie? It's like a cheap knock off of the ones most people got.

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[universal_charm]

Well, I mean, if this wasn't a pleasure cruise before...

[namisan]

...you know, that sounds kind of like fun. I could make a frozen Margarita.

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[cloakand_danger]

Huh. [Yuan is watching the machine curiously.] ...Haven't seen one of those since...well, since I was the age I look. Although I hear they've invented them again for the resort park in Altamira.