delicioustea: (OOLONG)
IROH ([personal profile] delicioustea) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2015-03-24 03:30 pm

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Who: Iroh and YOU!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Marsiva
When: This afternoon

[ The video comes on just in time to see an older man, greying and wrinkled, sinking down into a chair with a grunt of effort ... and then finally a sigh of relief. After the craziness that has just occurred, it's nice to be able to sit down and relax ...

... With the steaming cup of tea he has in his hands, of course!

After a moment he seems to finally acknowledge the camera is on, and he smiles with a little jovial wave. ]


Hello, everyone.

I don't know about you, but when I encounter a problem that stumps me, or a particularly strange situation ... the first thing I like to do is have a nice, hot cup of tea.

[ He inhales the steam. ]

Something about the flavor and the warmth in your belly makes it easier to clear your mind and focus your energy on what is troubling you.

[ He takes a sip. Ahh, delicious AND comforting. ]

You can always count on jasmine to lead the way to the answers you seek.

[ By which he means, please explain to him why they are in the middle of space, thanks. ]
alwayscomeback: DNS (There is no limit)

[personal profile] alwayscomeback 2015-03-24 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually, Atroma led- You know what? Doesn't matter.

Anyway, you're in space now, which you can probably tell. The people who kidnapped us all are called Atroma. We're here to entertain people across the galaxies on this thing called a television show. It's like watching a play, except you're not actually in the audience.
alwayscomeback: (I’m a desert in the rain)

[personal profile] alwayscomeback 2015-03-24 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's super shitty.]

From what I've seen? Anything. Just us doing...whatever seems to do it? We get money for it, to buy stuff at planets and Waystations.

Anyway, you'll have a chip in your head, it's an Augment, it gives you a job for when you get put on another ship.
alwayscomeback: DNS (I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed)

[personal profile] alwayscomeback 2015-03-24 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess. I mean, nothing has tried to horribly murder us, or anything.

Most of it's just been annoying.
alwayscomeback: DNS (I may be disturbed)

[personal profile] alwayscomeback 2015-03-25 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but most of those annoyances I can deal with in a logical way.
alwayscomeback: (It’s a demon is disguise)

[personal profile] alwayscomeback 2015-03-25 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
They don't make sense. It's not like "oh hey, you're getting sneezed on by an air bison" or "oh hey, a bunch of wanderers are singing stupid songs at you."

This place is more "oh hey, everything is made of Floot Loops" or "hey, let's play with your mind and personality for kicks".