Why you should never give an elf a Vuvuzela, a treatise

[bythewaves]

Who: Maglor and all of you
Broadcast: Yes
Action: Huntress
When: Right Now

[ The gift basket got a curious look, and Maglor fished idly through it before uncovering some odd instruments.

Which he tries.

So sorry, everyone on the Huntress, you just got disturbed by the most annoying sound in the world

Later on, he'll also try some of the other instruments, which will lead to the whole Fleet being "treated" to ... well something rather unexpected from an elf ]

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[bythewaves]

Two more things - this...noise maker. [ He point out the vuvuzela ] Which, so far as I can tell, appears to exist simply as some sort of siren, perhaps? A warning signal?

And this. [ He holds up a triangle ] I do not know what the purpose of this is, for the sound it makes, while pretty enough, is very soft, and it only makes the one sound.

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[touchallthebooks]

I've never seen anything like that before.

And... well, they must have had reason for leaving you all three? [Some small amount of logic must have been applied, right?]

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[bythewaves]

Nor I. And ... well, I suppose they thought it would be entertaining? That... does seem to be the rationale for most of what happens here.

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[touchallthebooks]

I suppose that is the best explanation. I'm not entirely sure it was the smartest thing Atroma could have done though.

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[bythewaves]

It is the only one I can think of! And I do not think intelligence on their part factors heavily into any of this!

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[touchallthebooks]

You'd think it should. They kidnap so many powerful people, eventually people break free and seek revenge.

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[bythewaves]

You would! But then... [ Maglor gestures around wryly ]

I suppose they think they can handle it...

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[touchallthebooks]

That's where most people make a mistake though, thinking they can handle anything.

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[bythewaves]

Sadly an all too common mistake, I find! Did you not recieve ought?

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[touchallthebooks]

I did but I haven't looked through it yet.

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[bythewaves]

Well! Hopefully your gifts make more sense than mine then - although I do not know, what I am seeing so far suggests most of the gifts are ... at least a little odd.

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[touchallthebooks]

They at least won't be musical, I have no skill at all with music.

[He never even gave any thought to music.]

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[bythewaves]

Your lips to our sponsor's ears, my friend! And in truth, I am not sure that you could call these musical anyway!

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[touchallthebooks]

You certainly made a... skilled argument for them being musical in nature.

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[bythewaves]

[ Maglor laughs softly ]

Thank you for the flattery! Well, I think I will just... put them all out the airlock, I suppose. No point in hanging on to them.