driftfleet | Why you should never give an elf a Vuvuzela, a treatise

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Why you should never give an elf a Vuvuzela, a treatise

Who: Maglor and all of you
Broadcast: Yes
Action: Huntress
When: Right Now

[ The gift basket got a curious look, and Maglor fished idly through it before uncovering some odd instruments.

Which he tries.

So sorry, everyone on the Huntress, you just got disturbed by the most annoying sound in the world

Later on, he'll also try some of the other instruments, which will lead to the whole Fleet being "treated" to ... well something rather unexpected from an elf ]

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I noticed. [ Maglor says dryly ]

But anything that reduces the cost of lives is a good thing, I think.

We're in agreement there. And it's easy enough to kick a football into Francis' face without involving my population.

[Fond smile at the thought.]

Who is Francis?

France. The nation across the channel from me. I've had to deal with his nonsense since I was little.

Ahhh. Rivals, as well as neighbours, then?

It put it simply.

It must be so strange to deal with each other as both people as well as warring nations. [ He muses ]

Do you have much will of your own, in that regard?

Well of course we do.

For example, I'm now technically allied with that frog. That doesn't stop him from insulting me at every chance.

And breaking into my house to bother me when I'm doing my stitching.

That is something, at least.

[ He does not laugh, because it would be rude ]

You sound almost like brothers.

[Sounds absolutely scandalized and more than a little disturbed.]

Excuse me?!

[ A soft laugh ]

Well it's not too dissimilar to how my brothers and I would sometimes behave.

That git is most certainly nothing like a brother to me!

As you say. [ Maglor doesnt quite laugh ]

I apologise.

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