I ☼ Voice

[wilder]

Who: "Kaneis Major"
Broadcast: Fleet-Wide, voice
Action: SS Wonderduck
When: October 15th

[Kaneis really isn't a fan of talking on these things. Not that he has anything against technology, but on the other side of the technology there's -- people. Which you know, he takes a lot more issue with. Especially when said people (and unicorns) seem to know more about him than he would like.]

[Though let's face it, he'd probably take issue if you somehow knew what his favorite color was too.]

[But he has a question he wants answered. So he decides to make it as brief as possible.]

What's everyone's augmentation? I mean- what information's been crammed into your head. I'm a pilot and I've already heard about security- but what else is there?

This isn't a way to make small talk, I just wanna know what a full crew needs.

[He cuts the feed.]

[Filtered to the SS Wonderduck crew (can be action too)]

I'm gonna take one of the shuttles out so I can practice flying without worrying about killing us all. Shouldn't be more than a few hours.

Also, has anyone seen a green gemstone lying around anywhere? [It shouldn't be anywhere on the ship, since it was confiscated along with the weapons. He just doesn't know that yet.]

Comments

voice WHICH I MEANT TO TYPE IN THE FIRST PLACE, OOPS

[payback]

I don't think I really have any special knowledge...

[Does that kind of irk her? Maybe.]

voice ITS OKAY

[wilder]

No? Nothing at all?

voice forever bc i'm lazy

[payback]

Well, I can cook a nice miso soup, but I could always do that.

forever

[wilder]

[............]

Yeah. Not really sure how useful that'll be considering there's no miso around- but it's good you know your strengths!

[payback]

I also know how to clean stuff. And I can cook potatoes and oil a sword.

[wilder]

Well...I guess the cleaning thing's good. And the potato one if we ever find some.

But seriously? You have no new knowledge up in your head?

[payback]

I guess I understand the basics of how to do things around here. I could fly one of those shuttles and I can work with the food machines and stuff like that... but nothing special.

[wilder]

That so, huh...

Well- maybe your special talent just hasn't shown itself yet!

[payback]

You sound surprisingly optimistic.

[wilder]

What? I can sound optimistic sometimes.

Besides, it'd be total BS if you got to lounge around while we did all the work.

[payback]

Really? Because it seems like these ships do okay without people actually doing their jobs. You can survive and stuff. Try lounging around, see what happens.

[wilder]

Sure, for now it's like that. I mean, we all just got these ships, so of course they'd let us settle in some.

Buuut, we are here for someone's entertainment. And I'm sure it'd be pretty boring for them if things stayed easy for us for long.

[payback]

Enjoy it while you can. Maybe I'll lie around eating grapes and reading forever.

[wilder]

See? That is so unfair.

I mean, unless this means you're gonna be our token damsel in distress.

[payback]

Being rescued and waited on hand and foot sounds like an okay deal.

[wilder]

Hey- who said anything about being waited on hand and foot?

[payback]

Me just now. I bet I can find a waiter or two.

[wilder]

Seriously?

...Like who?

[payback]

That's a secret. You can't steal my waiters.

[wilder]

Oh c'mon! Can't I just borrow them once and awhile?

[payback]

They're mine! Besides, I'm a girl and much cuter than you. I'm not sure they'd bother with you.

[wilder]

Hey. You don't know that.

1/2

[payback]

You're right...

[Oh, she shouldn't, but...]

[payback]

I bet one of them at least would be very interested in you.

[wilder]

Oh really?