I ☼ Voice

[wilder]

Who: "Kaneis Major"
Broadcast: Fleet-Wide, voice
Action: SS Wonderduck
When: October 15th

[Kaneis really isn't a fan of talking on these things. Not that he has anything against technology, but on the other side of the technology there's -- people. Which you know, he takes a lot more issue with. Especially when said people (and unicorns) seem to know more about him than he would like.]

[Though let's face it, he'd probably take issue if you somehow knew what his favorite color was too.]

[But he has a question he wants answered. So he decides to make it as brief as possible.]

What's everyone's augmentation? I mean- what information's been crammed into your head. I'm a pilot and I've already heard about security- but what else is there?

This isn't a way to make small talk, I just wanna know what a full crew needs.

[He cuts the feed.]

[Filtered to the SS Wonderduck crew (can be action too)]

I'm gonna take one of the shuttles out so I can practice flying without worrying about killing us all. Shouldn't be more than a few hours.

Also, has anyone seen a green gemstone lying around anywhere? [It shouldn't be anywhere on the ship, since it was confiscated along with the weapons. He just doesn't know that yet.]

Comments

voice;

[wilder]

- Wait.

There's a job that gets you your own room?

[PRIORITIES!! There's no Civilian types on his ship, so this is brand new information! ]

voice;

[birdsbirdsbirds]

You didn't know? Jeez, it's--some kind of civilian station, I think. Our ship counselor has one.

Because... I guess we needed a ship counselor instead of, say, a fucking pilot. Whatever.

voice;

[wilder]

A counselor? What's that? Like a ship adviser or something?

[WHAT IS THERAPY???]

I really don't get why they'd need their own room. That's bull.

voice;

[birdsbirdsbirds]

Yeah, kind of. You're supposed to tell them about your problems and they have you work through your feelings and stuff. Like, you know, a therapist or something.

[maybe he doesn't know. but what kind of weird world doesn't have therapists?]

I'm not sure why they need a whole room either, though.

voice;

[wilder]

[No. Tethe'alla was free of therapists really. And if Kaneis's tone said anything, you'd think Robin was describing spreading plague or something equally gross]

Seriously? Unless they get some book about life's answers, why would anyone talk to them about their problems and feelings?

voice;

[birdsbirdsbirds]

It's... A way to problem solve? Relieves stress and corrects negative thinking patterns--at least, it does when it's not bullshit or some idiot thinking they know more than they do.

[he's got his fare share of opinions on these kinds of guys, so...]

voice;

[wilder]

Right...

And how do you know if one's not bullshit or an idiot thinking they know everything?

voice;

[birdsbirdsbirds]

A lot of people don't. But I suppose if you start feeling better about life, they aren't bullshit.

voice;

[wilder]

[....]

Ha.

Think I'll...let someone else test out if the counselors this thing is giving us are bullshit or not.

voice;

[birdsbirdsbirds]

I'm just trying not to mention "work" around mine...

But yeah, he's got his own room. Desk and a nice couch and everything.

voice;

[wilder]

Good luck.

[...]

...Yeah, that's just lame.