[voice/action] comas are fun?????

[helmsplitter]

Who: Doudanuki & All Y'all
Broadcast: Yes
Action: On the Caprine
When: August 14th, aka right now

Action: Caprine

[Anyone on the Caprine can probably hear when Doudanuki wakes up because he does so by yelling loudly as he jumps out of bed. He can't remember the last time he was awake and that concerns him - a lot.

So fellow Capriners will probably hear him as he thunders around checking on people or trying to figure out why the hell he was unconscious for an entire month. How he greets them depends on whether he knows them yet or not:

For new characters to the Caprine since June]

...And who're you supposed to be?

[For characters he knows already]

Hey. What the hell happened to everyone?



Voice: Network
[Later, after he realizes that comas are just things that happen because why not? This place is insane enough already.

And then he's at the comms station and notices something weird.]

What happened to that other ship? What the hell did you guys do while I was asleep??

Comments

Network

[servantnotserving]

[He knows THAT one, only too well. Certainly, people on the Fleet are good to him and a handful even still treat him like the human he actually is. But a lot of the times he's an oddity, not really real. Human nature. ]

There is little to change human nature, I am afraid. It takes practise to learn to appreciate someone beyond their outward appearance.

Network

[helmsplitter]

People haven't been rude to you just 'cause you don't look like them anymore, have they?

I'll friggin' kick their asses if they are.

Network

[servantnotserving]

[Honey put down the weaponry. ]

It is nothing I cannot handle, Doudanuki - it is fine. Just confusion is all, which is to be expected because, again, human nature is what it is.

Network

[helmsplitter]

[...but why tho]

Hn, guess so. But if anyone gives you trouble, let me know.

Network

[servantnotserving]

[Because stabbing people is wrong ]

You will be the first person I tell in that case, mon ami.

[He will be the LAST person Lumière tells. On account of the stabbing. ]

Re: Network

[helmsplitter]

[Stabbing people is only wrong if you don't stab them right. #swordmorality]

Alright. Anyway, good luck on your party.

Network

[servantnotserving]

[Doudanuki, NO! ]

Merci. I am sure it will be marvellous!