[voice/action] comas are fun?????

[helmsplitter]

Who: Doudanuki & All Y'all
Broadcast: Yes
Action: On the Caprine
When: August 14th, aka right now

Action: Caprine

[Anyone on the Caprine can probably hear when Doudanuki wakes up because he does so by yelling loudly as he jumps out of bed. He can't remember the last time he was awake and that concerns him - a lot.

So fellow Capriners will probably hear him as he thunders around checking on people or trying to figure out why the hell he was unconscious for an entire month. How he greets them depends on whether he knows them yet or not:

For new characters to the Caprine since June]

...And who're you supposed to be?

[For characters he knows already]

Hey. What the hell happened to everyone?



Voice: Network
[Later, after he realizes that comas are just things that happen because why not? This place is insane enough already.

And then he's at the comms station and notices something weird.]

What happened to that other ship? What the hell did you guys do while I was asleep??

Comments

voice.

[throwsdown]

Oh. Then we should do stuff like that together! As just friends.

Re: voice.

[helmsplitter]

Not sure if you'd find it very fun to go on resource gathering missions. It's mostly just a lot of wandering around.

voice.

[throwsdown]

Don't be silly; it's fun because of you, not 'cus of the missions.

I like spending time with you.

voice.

[helmsplitter]

[Seriously? Why? He's basically a war machine that doesn't understand anything else?


....Why does a kid want to hang out with him? Is it because kids like to stab things? Do most kids like to stab things? ...He has no idea. Most of the kids he ever knew were the ones training for war so his views were a little skewed.]

You're confusing.

[sigh]

But if you wanna help, I ain't gonna refuse it. I'm assumin' you can hold your own and survive, right?

voice.

[throwsdown]

I sure hope so. I don't wanna die anytime soon.

voice.

[helmsplitter]

Barrin' an accident, you're still pretty young so you shouldn't die anytime soon.

[Barring an accident like a giant meteor or something.]

...But if you can hold your own, then sure. You can come with me to gather resources.

[He guesses.]

voice.

[throwsdown]

[Well.... die again, you mean............

But lets not talk to Donut about child death, huh.]

I won't let you down! Let's do it, anytime, anywhere!!

[FLEX!!!!!!]

voice.

[helmsplitter]

[He'd be weirdly not as bummed out as others would be? What is growing up in feudal Japan but a bunch of kids dying from random stuff?

But dang, this kid is super enthusiastic.]

What's your name again? I'll call you the next time we're in port.

voice.

[throwsdown]

Takeshi!!

[CAPTAIN TAKESHI, MOTHERFUCKER]

I'll be ready anytime you do.

voice.

[helmsplitter]

Takeshi, huh...

I'm Doudanuki Masakuni. I'll call you whenever I'm ready to go.