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Maedhros Nelyafinwë Maitimo Fëanorian ✧ Russandol ([personal profile] castintoflames) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2017-09-10 03:55 pm

(Open)

Who: Maedhros & Open!
Broadcast: Fleetwide.
Action: On Huntress.
When: Early afternoon.

(Maedhros can do a lot of things. He is a patient leader, a phenomenal warrior, a devoted brother, however there is one arena in which he does not excel. He could blame it on his lack of a right hand - mechanical replacement or not - but he will not sink so low. There is a white powder in his hair - flour? - and smoke. Too much smoke.)

Does anyone know where we keep the fire extinguisher?

(Ah, no, wait. He finds it and lifts it into his hands, puzzling over how to use it.)

The instructions are less than clear... (The kitchen might burn down at this point. Send help!)
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[personal profile] poisontippedcure 2017-09-12 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Fair enough.

[She's still not going to take her chances with fire on the ship, but it's good to know in case it ever becomes necessary.]

Nonetheless, I'd recommend looking into simpler recipes. There must be something that doesn't require the use of the oven.

[And that didn't involve the weird wave box, or whatever passed as 'food' here.]
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[personal profile] poisontippedcure 2017-09-12 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know if age is to blame; perhaps it's a lack of latent ability?

[Big words coming from someone who bounced between a good five guilds before finding something she didn't suck at.]

If nothing else, have you tried asking for help? These incidents tend to happen less often when there's someone with more experience in the room.
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[personal profile] poisontippedcure 2017-09-12 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
For that to work, it's necessary to proceed gradually.

[In other words, maybe doing something that doesn't end in fire.]

You mean this happened with two people?
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[personal profile] poisontippedcure 2017-09-12 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Of course he did. Of course he left.]

Then why choose something that requires fire to cook? Doesn't your kitchen also have the metal contraption? The one that heats food instantly?