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[So here is everyone's favorite gay clock with a Very Serious Look on his face. He has his small wooden hands braced on the counter in front of him, and behind him? Are the little cleaning bots in the bay area of the SS Wonderduck. They are clearly making as much space as possible.]

I am a magical ... cursed person, but I haven't had your dream. However, if this is all bodes to this plan-et being utterly destroyed, then I suggest we get organized as soon as possible to take as many of these people with us as possible.

[He sniffs, and takes out a clipboard.] I have come up with a ten part plan to organize and prepare us to share rations amongst us and the people we manage to bring with us, along with sleeping quarters and arrangements for bathing ... for as much bathing as you all do.

[Seriously he is a clean freak but you all bathe way, way too much.]

We should have more than enough water, that is not a concern. Women and children first, naturally. And ... hm. What am I forgetting?

[In a Cogsworth plan? Probably nothing. But feel free to suggest.]

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[He'll be more impressed and gratified if Lumiere actually lives up to his word about not wasting resources or causing chaos but - one step at a time.]

Good! Then ... I need to think about bedding ...

[Best he not hold his breath. And given Lumière's mind is always at least three quarters of the way into the gutter, he takes that in the worst possible way. He flashes a GRIN at the camera.]

I think they will be a little too preoccupied for bedding, Cogsworth. Unless you have someone else in mind for that~

[He knows exactly what Cogsworth meant but he's doing this anyway.]

[... Well Congratulations Lumiere you just got him to gape like a fish.

Mouth open.

Mouth closed.

Mouth open.

Mouth closed and his tiny blue eyes narrowing.]

I. Am. A. Wooden. Clock. I am not bedding ANYONE!

[... yeah we're just going into extremes on that one.]

And NEITHER are YOU.

[He'll call it a victory. ]

Well, not with that attitude, you're not.

[Wow, wow. Hit him where it hurts. WOW. ]

That was uncalled for.

[Of course he would.]

Oh don't be ridiculous - and you deserve it! Bringing up bedding at time like this! And you know what kind of bedding I meant!

I was lightening the mood!

[He forgot he was dealing with the Fun Police. ]

Which is exactly what is needed around here, if you ask me.

Listen my mood does not need to be lightened - right now my mood is Spot On for what is necessary you giant ball of wax.

[Ugh. Yes. It's always him being 'boring' when he wants to be Serious about Serious things. Grow up, Lumiere.]

There are hundreds of thousands of lives at risk. Worry about lightening their load once we get them off that wretched planet.

[NOPE. He refuses. He doesn't want to grow up. That sounds awful.]

Fine. You focus on that, I will focus on making them feel better when they arrive here.

[He snorted softly.]

Sounds about right.

We are better suited where our strengths lie, Cogsworth.

[That was ALMOST a compliment. ]

....That is quite true.

[Which is why he is not going to attack. He's just going to - ah - bow. To the compliment. Sort of. Yes.]

[Hell take it! ]

I will leave you to your business, then, mon capitaine. Try not to die!

[Good! AND!]

You had better not die either! I mean it, Lumiere! I will drag you back over from Heaven or Hell if I have to, but you stay put!

For once, I plan to remain up here, where I will not get underfoot. I can't help down there, where it's dangerous- but I can here. You do not need to worry about me.

[THIS time. If he had his body he would have absolutely been down there doing what he can. ]

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