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Cogsworth the Steward ([personal profile] timelysteward) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2017-09-14 11:50 am

[Video] [Fleetwide]

[So here is everyone's favorite gay clock with a Very Serious Look on his face. He has his small wooden hands braced on the counter in front of him, and behind him? Are the little cleaning bots in the bay area of the SS Wonderduck. They are clearly making as much space as possible.]

I am a magical ... cursed person, but I haven't had your dream. However, if this is all bodes to this plan-et being utterly destroyed, then I suggest we get organized as soon as possible to take as many of these people with us as possible.

[He sniffs, and takes out a clipboard.] I have come up with a ten part plan to organize and prepare us to share rations amongst us and the people we manage to bring with us, along with sleeping quarters and arrangements for bathing ... for as much bathing as you all do.

[Seriously he is a clean freak but you all bathe way, way too much.]

We should have more than enough water, that is not a concern. Women and children first, naturally. And ... hm. What am I forgetting?

[In a Cogsworth plan? Probably nothing. But feel free to suggest.]
wolfehawke: (I see what you did there)

[personal profile] wolfehawke 2017-09-28 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm dubious as to anyone here actually being psychic if they haven't caught wind of whatever catastrophe is supposed to be on its way, but by all means try and ask.
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[personal profile] wolfehawke 2017-10-03 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Underestimating people can get you killed, don't have to tell me twice and I have the scars to prove it. Maybe I'll stop by a few of these palm readers, see if they can figure out this impending disaster.