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driftfleet2015-03-29 04:51 pm
serpentis) wrote in driftfleet2015-03-29 04:51 pm
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005 // is there time
Who: Dorian Pavus and YOU
Broadcast: Yes
Action: The House of Sin
When: 3/29
[Dorian looks better than he has in a few days, wandering around his borrowed bedroom and smiling pleasantly, robes wrapped around him and pants and a tunic under that. He doesn't look like an evil necromancer today, hooray!]
I would like to formally offer my services yet again to the fleet. For those of you unaware, I operate a small salon of sorts out of the Three Twins. If you have a need for your hair cut or anything else, please, for everyone's sake, let me do it.
Today is decidedly different. It's come to my attention that perhaps not all of you know how to read, and I'd like to offer my services as a private reading tutor. I can be a dreadfully patient man, and if that is something you'd like to be taught, I am more than happy to oblige.
[Private, to Varric]
I don't suppose you'd care to write some reading material for me?
Broadcast: Yes
Action: The House of Sin
When: 3/29
[Dorian looks better than he has in a few days, wandering around his borrowed bedroom and smiling pleasantly, robes wrapped around him and pants and a tunic under that. He doesn't look like an evil necromancer today, hooray!]
I would like to formally offer my services yet again to the fleet. For those of you unaware, I operate a small salon of sorts out of the Three Twins. If you have a need for your hair cut or anything else, please, for everyone's sake, let me do it.
Today is decidedly different. It's come to my attention that perhaps not all of you know how to read, and I'd like to offer my services as a private reading tutor. I can be a dreadfully patient man, and if that is something you'd like to be taught, I am more than happy to oblige.
[Private, to Varric]
I don't suppose you'd care to write some reading material for me?
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A salon? I don't suppose you do piercings there too, do you?
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I'd do it myself, but I seem to have a bad history with piercing myself with things. [to put...very lightly....]
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Well, if I can work out the hundred and fourteen geometries of inferno magic theorized by Magister Haravail in the Storm Age, I'm certain I could manage that.
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You don't need to make an inferno to pierce ears!!
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No, I was thinking that I could heat the needle to sterilize it, but the meaning was that this is rudimentary compared to other things I've learned. Don't concern yourself too much. The chances of me setting you on fire are slim to none.
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[Well...as long as this guy doesn't stab him with a holy sword by accident, it could be worse...]
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How much will it be? [Because yes he fully intends to pay]
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Thank you!