005 // is there time

[serpentis]

Who: Dorian Pavus and YOU
Broadcast: Yes
Action: The House of Sin
When: 3/29

[Dorian looks better than he has in a few days, wandering around his borrowed bedroom and smiling pleasantly, robes wrapped around him and pants and a tunic under that. He doesn't look like an evil necromancer today, hooray!]

I would like to formally offer my services yet again to the fleet. For those of you unaware, I operate a small salon of sorts out of the Three Twins. If you have a need for your hair cut or anything else, please, for everyone's sake, let me do it.

Today is decidedly different. It's come to my attention that perhaps not all of you know how to read, and I'd like to offer my services as a private reading tutor. I can be a dreadfully patient man, and if that is something you'd like to be taught, I am more than happy to oblige.

[Private, to Varric]

I don't suppose you'd care to write some reading material for me?

Comments

[delincuente]

Ugh, these places need a manual or something. Whole first month is just nothing but asking people stupid questions.

[serpentis]

Ah, better than my first month, if all you need worry about is directions. I arrived and not two weeks later, we had a little murder on our hands, dreadful business.

[delincuente]

[She freezes up, just for a second, going a bit green at the gills.]

That's... just awesome. Murder's always a blast.

[serpentis]

[He continues on, smoothly.]

Ideally, you'll have an easier time of it, though I would caution against keeping slaves. Not that you struck me as the type, but I thought to give you a tip, just in case.

[delincuente]

Ew. What went down?

[serpentis]

Someone...Fenris. My, ahh. [What the fuck should he call him????? WHY ARE RELATIONSHIPS HARD??????] ...he and I are close. Regardless. He discovered someone was keeping a slave, and made it very clear that it wouldn't be tolerated. The other man recovered, of course, and Fenris let that serve as a warning.

[delincuente]

So as long as I don't enslave anybody, I probs won't get, like, beheaded or anything.

[serpentis]

That would be an advisable course of action, yes.

[delincuente]

And the guy with the slave... he recovered? So, like, do people not die here? Permanently, I mean.