005 // is there time

[serpentis]

Who: Dorian Pavus and YOU
Broadcast: Yes
Action: The House of Sin
When: 3/29

[Dorian looks better than he has in a few days, wandering around his borrowed bedroom and smiling pleasantly, robes wrapped around him and pants and a tunic under that. He doesn't look like an evil necromancer today, hooray!]

I would like to formally offer my services yet again to the fleet. For those of you unaware, I operate a small salon of sorts out of the Three Twins. If you have a need for your hair cut or anything else, please, for everyone's sake, let me do it.

Today is decidedly different. It's come to my attention that perhaps not all of you know how to read, and I'd like to offer my services as a private reading tutor. I can be a dreadfully patient man, and if that is something you'd like to be taught, I am more than happy to oblige.

[Private, to Varric]

I don't suppose you'd care to write some reading material for me?

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[serpentis]

I will admit that I find myself reading things like that, on occasion, you are hardly alone. Have you had a chance to speak to Varric?

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[wilder]

Oh good. Another thing to like about you.

Varric? Sure have! I'm about to start on that last book he has- the one about the Champion?

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[serpentis]

Ah, that one is one of his better works. Dreadfully curious, as well. We'll have to see what his next work is. I've asked him to write something for me to use to teach.

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[wilder]

That's what I heard, it's why I saved it for last.

Yeah? Did he send you any of it yet?

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[serpentis]

Not just yet. I suppose I might be persuaded to share it when he does.

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[wilder]

Have I ever told you how much I admire how you've gotten that mustache to twirl just so? It's a work of art, really.

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[serpentis]

You flatter me!

Please bear in mind that I'm merely pointing that out and in no way asking you to stop.

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[wilder]

[Hey if it gets him stuff he will totally do keep it up]

It's the finest mustache in all of Drift Fleet!

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[serpentis]

Now you're merely stating the obvious.

But yes, I will share it with you when I have enough of it to make a substantial offering.

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[wilder]

[Woo victory!]

Haha, great. Thanks Dorian! ♥

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[serpentis]

[Oh, a little heart! How charming.]

But of course. ♥