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[sugoooi]

Who: Sam & anyone!!
Broadcast: Fleet-wide, video
Action: Marsiva
When: Oct 16th

[ You know that moment when you go to bed like normal in your own nice, comfy bed but wake up somewhere completely different? And don't notice at first when you swing your feet over the end of what should have been your bed? And you stand up and hit your head because that's a bunk and not your room?

That is the sort of moment Sam's having today when the network picks up and starts recording his glorious intro to Space TV. ]

--Ow! Wh...??? [ Both hands fly up to hold his forehead as he winds up on his back staring up at the top bunk above hove him not quite. Sure what he's looking at here. So he just blinks a few times before much more slowly trying that sitting & standing-up thing. All the while looking at the bunk like it's some STRANGE ALIEN THING.

The rest of the room gets the same look when he notices it and he balks, looking this way and that quickly. ]

...Mom?? [ IS THIS YOUR DOING no really what's going on here... This isn't his bedroom. Or any room he has ever seen before. ] ...Anyone? Hello?

[ Everyone else gets to arrive in their fancy swag clothes. Sam arrives in his jammie shirt and boxers. Not exactly the most graceful arrival. ]

Comments

[carreau]

Nope!

[ Still chipper. And then just as chipper: ]

I didn't kidnap anyone, but if I reaaaaally wanted someone out of my way, I'd probably just kill them instead~

[sugoooi]

--You're gonna kill me?! [ He's paying attention ]

[carreau]

Hmm, probably not~

[ OH, THAT'S SO HELPFUL, RIGHT? ]

I mean, I don't have a reason to, or anything like that...

[sugoooi]

[ SO NOT HELPFUL AT ALL. He looks all pale and ??? and panicky in that awkward teen sort of way... ]

"Probably"?!

[carreau]

I don't know you thaaat well, I can't make any promises...

[ :) ]

What if you tried to kill me? It's normal that I should kill you first, after all.

[sugoooi]

Kill you?! Why would I try to do something like that-! And anyway, you're the kidnapper! If anyone's the criminal it's you!

[carreau]

Hm? I don't know, why would you?

[ Yeah, take that. ]

That's not very nice, though~ I thought we should be friends, since I'm here too~

[ Despite the tildes, he actually does sound completely innocent/honest. Or like a kid. ]

[sugoooi]

[ It's the innocent smiling while saying stuff like KILLING PEOPLE which happens to be the unnerving part here.... ]

Is that why you brought me here?!

[carreau]

[ But he said he PROBABLY won't kill you! ]

I didn't bring you here at all.

I didn't even bring myself here, ahaha!

[sugoooi]

[ PROBABLY ISN'T REASSURING ]

...Wait, what are you talking about? Aren't you the mastermind?

[carreau]

[ :( ]

Something like this is waaaaay too complicated for me~

I didn't do anything!

[sugoooi]

So then...if you didn't do this--what's going on here? [ Why are you so happy even if you're a captive....WHY IS A GROWN DUDE CAPTIVE WITH HIM. ]

[carreau]

[ He's probably only about 16-17 or so, he's not that grown. ]

Well~ we're in space!

[sugoooi]

[ He's like 8 billion inches taller than him and looks really senpai okay. ]

Spa...ce...? [ Like the space in your living room........ ]

[carreau]

[ *^* Exciting...... ]

Mm! See~?

[ And he points to the big window that looks out on the endless void of SPACE. ]

1/3

[sugoooi]

[ Give him a moment.... ]

....??

[sugoooi]

[ Give him a mooooooooment.... ]

3/3

[sugoooi]

--It's space!! [ LIKE THIS SHOULD BE SOME HUGE REVELATION. Excuse him a moment, Sam's just going to push his hands against the glass and lean in all close-like as if that's going to help or explain any of this at all.

Hurriedly he'll whip back to look over his shoulder at Henry ]

How did I get in space?!

[carreau]

[ He's excused, enjoy your space. ]

Ahaha, I don't know at all!

[sugoooi]

Don't you need to take like...astronaut courses to go to space?? And it takes a long time! [ Fretfretfretfret, he's looking back out the window again and smushing his face against it. ]

I can't be in space...I have class tomorrow.

[carreau]

[ He doesn't even know what an astronaut is! ]

Mm! I was busy too~ But I'm here instead!

And now you don't have to take classes, that's great~

[sugoooi]

This isn't great at all...! [ I mean. Space is super-cool and everything and he's always wondered what it'd be like?? Just not...what it would be like to get shanghaied there... ]

[carreau]

It's not?

[ But...space..... ]

[sugoooi]

Aren't you worried at all?? We're in space! And we don't know how we got here!

[carreau]

Not really~

Ahaha, as long as there's something to do, I'm fine with that!