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In a Pretty Cabinet - Video (Open)

Who: Crowley and YOU
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Malum
When: Right now

[The video starts with Crowley in his bar, neon lights shining down and the muffled sound of Queen coming from the jukebox. He gives a lazy wave with one hand.]

'Lo Fleeters. So, that was a wonderful load of bullshit we just went through, yadda yadda, scars that won't heal and all that. It's not what this video is really about- you lot can keep your emotional scars to yourselves unless you want to pour them out over a drink over here. Then I'll listen as long as you keep drinking.

[Ever the advocate of healthy life choices]

Anyway, a bunch of my staff have gone and fucked off back home, so I'm in dire need of some more waitstaff and bartenders. Also someone who can cook food seen as I'm bereft a chef. So any takers? You actually get paid and everything, so-

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4.7

Still with the numbers. What happens when you get to zero? I'm curious.

3.1415... etc

Well.

This has been helpful and weird.

( ‾ʖ̫‾)

[Is he really about to do this? Volunteer his time in a kitchen, the Commander Shepard?]

I can cook.

I've even been told it's edible.

[Yes. Yes he is. Life on a civilian ship is 1000% more boring than he expected, he needs something to do.]

[This is his life now. This is his life choice.]

You know what, I can absolutely live with edible. Most people eating here are already drunk so I doubt they'd notice a whole lot.

[He'll regret everything soon enough.]

Alright then, sure, I'd be happy to help out, needed to find something to do anyway.

Do you want to...interview me? Make sure I'm not some crazy person, any of that?

[You know, like a normal employer, Crowley.]

Great, welcome to the gang.

...Oh honey. If I barred crazy people from my bar I'd never get any business at all.

[What's normal? Can you EAT it?]

[Okay, that he can't help laughing about.]

Good to know.

I guess I'd end up missing the crazy if I didn't find a new source to hang around; sounds like this will be a good fit.

And I could probably as a bouncer too, if it's ever needed. When should I start?

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I could help, if you promise not to come after me.

I don't know. How 'helpful' can you be?

I served tea and poured drinks as a regular part of my duties as the assistant to the vice commander.

[And samurai drank a lot.]

And~ I keep our ship clean despite everything.

[He's mostly joking. But the ship does keep sparkling clean because he's obsessive about cleanliness.]

...Well, sure, why not.

I'm sure this is something I'll deeply regret further down the line- but sure. You got a job.

[He snickers a little. Yes, Crowley, you're going to regret this.]

Thank you~ I'm excited to work with you, Crowley-san. I'll be sure to bring decorations in for your bar.