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[moseyin]

Who: Cloud Strife et al
Broadcast: Yes
Action: Selvin-9
When: Early January


[Video comes on, but instead of showing somebody’s face it’s pointed at a sign for a specifically popular snowboarding and skiing lodge on Selvin-9.] If anybody’s heading over here to snowboard or something, I put up some obstacles on the south slope, off the path, for more of a challenge. Here-

[The shot moves over to the snow, where a person-sized sloppy approximation of a chubby snow moogle sits.] These guys. And some giant icicles, thanks for the materia Aerith. Anyway if you’re up for it and you wanna get timed or something, I got prizes. Nothing cool but like hot chocolate tins and junk like that.

[Okay now Cloud’s walking so there is an unflattering angle of his face occasionally as he trucks through the snow to get his own snowboard.] -oh right, I wanted a general opinion on something. What’s, uh, what’s the best birthday gift you ever got? [Specifically a question for girls but he’s afraid he’ll be REALLY obvious if he says that.]

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[poisontippedcure]

[Oh no, those snow moogles are deceptively cute. Not that it'll stop her.]

I take it the objective is to destroy as many of them as possible?

[moseyin]

Oh my god no, you barbarian. You're supposed to avoid them.

[poisontippedcure]

Really? That doesn't seem nearly as fun.

[Also, rude.]

[moseyin]

[barbarian] Why would you destroy them?! It's a snowboarding course, obviously you wanna go around or you'll screw up your time.

[poisontippedcure]

It could be the expert course. Destroy as many snow moogles as possible, while keeping your time low.

[nerd]

[moseyin]

If I find you totaling my course, we're gonna have words...whoever you are. [HE SPENT ALL DAY ON THOSE. AND THEY'RE CUTE.]

[poisontippedcure]

You can call me Rose, but I wouldn't worry.

[She couldn't hit them even if she tried to, she is not good at snowboarding.]

[moseyin]

Sounds like something a potential vandal would say. [SIGH...] Do you want a buncha these guys to destroy? It's not like I'm doing anything else right now.

[poisontippedcure]

If you wouldn't be opposed, I certainly wouldn't mind.

[She has some pretty deep-seated issues with moogles.]

[moseyin]

Alrighty, I'll set some up nearby. [Drops her some coordinates in a text] Go murder to your heart's content.