it's a Red Fish Mingle

[searingedgelord]

Who: Red Fish crew and visitors!
Broadcast: N/A
Action: on the Red Fish
When: All month long

[What's the Murder Fish crew doing in the aftermath of the holidays? Let's find out.]

Comments

[outstandingbalance]

Carl. We have a standing training date, at least when no planets are exploding and no one's trying to eat us.

[searingedgelord]

That so?

[Hm.

Not that Velvet is an overprotective big sister type, but she's totally an overprotective big sister type.

And she's not sure how she feels about that.

Although she knows Carl can actually hold his own in a fight. He's proved that.

But still.

Hm.]

[outstandingbalance]

It is. [Oh, Velvet.] Just some pointers. Self-defense, mostly.

[searingedgelord]

[hmmmm.]

I guess it can’t hurt.

[outstandingbalance]

You could always test him out a little, see if you approve.

[searingedgelord]

Carl’s not the one who needs my approval.

[outstandingbalance]

Is that so? Which mean me, hm?

[searingedgelord]

Yeah, that's right.

[Look she's been around awhile but she doesn't really know what Natasha is capable of. Aside from ninjaing into kitchens. And trolling.]

[outstandingbalance]

[Are those not impressive enough.]

Well. I suppose I'm not much compared to some of the people in the fleet, but I do all right for someone who's not a super soldier or an alien.

[searingedgelord]

[Apparently not for Velvet!!]

...Super Soldiers?

[Look she hasn't heard that term before, ok]

[outstandingbalance]

Soldiers who were enhanced to be stronger, faster, heal better. That sort of thing.

[searingedgelord]

[Okay that sounds sketchy as hell, but also...

...

...]

Don't tell Rokurou about them.

[outstandingbalance]

[It's every bit as sketchy as it sounds.]

Why? He'd pick a fight?

[searingedgelord]

Yes. Enthusiastically.

[outstandingbalance]

There are a lot stronger people than them here. Gods and aliens and such.

[searingedgelord]

...Don't tell him about those, either.

[He might notice eventually on his own, of course. But. The longer he avoids trouble the better it is for Velvet.]

He's a war daemon. He'll fight anything that sounds like a challenge.

[outstandingbalance]

If it comes up, I'll be very careful not to make them sound challenging.

[searingedgelord]

Okay, good. He's an idiot.

[outstandingbalance]

I can handle idiots.