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driftfleet2018-01-25 10:57 pm
goldenglasses) wrote in driftfleet2018-01-25 10:57 pm
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Who: Vash and you!
Broadcast: Yup!
Action: Twin Roses and at the Space Bar
When: Right now
SMASH!
[The feed starts with a loud bang as Vash's communicator tumbles over and over until it bounces twice on the ground before coming to a rest.] GET BACK HERE YOU FLEA BITTEN- [A black cat darts past the screen and there is the sound of loud thumping feet.] -SPAWN OF SATAN! THAT IS MY LUNCH! [Whoops there goes the cat again with a piece of meat dangling out of her mouth.
Only this time there's an arm that successfully catches the cat by the scuff of her neck.] GOTCHA! I thought I got rid of you on the last planet. How long have you been on this ship for anyway?
[Vash looks down and notices the communicator is recording. He holds the cat up to the camera as it calmly chews on the stolen piece of meat. She seems pretty content to just hang in his arm for the moment.] Anyone want a mangy cat? [He's not serious. Just annoyed.
Vash will either be on the Twin Roses or at his job at the Space Bar. His job in a kitchen. Where he thinks he left the cat back on the Roses. A cat in the kitchen is a terrible place for a cat to be. So it's a good thing that the cat isn't here-]
Neyrow~!
OH, COME ON!
Broadcast: Yup!
Action: Twin Roses and at the Space Bar
When: Right now
SMASH!
[The feed starts with a loud bang as Vash's communicator tumbles over and over until it bounces twice on the ground before coming to a rest.] GET BACK HERE YOU FLEA BITTEN- [A black cat darts past the screen and there is the sound of loud thumping feet.] -SPAWN OF SATAN! THAT IS MY LUNCH! [Whoops there goes the cat again with a piece of meat dangling out of her mouth.
Only this time there's an arm that successfully catches the cat by the scuff of her neck.] GOTCHA! I thought I got rid of you on the last planet. How long have you been on this ship for anyway?
[Vash looks down and notices the communicator is recording. He holds the cat up to the camera as it calmly chews on the stolen piece of meat. She seems pretty content to just hang in his arm for the moment.] Anyone want a mangy cat? [He's not serious. Just annoyed.
Vash will either be on the Twin Roses or at his job at the Space Bar. His job in a kitchen. Where he thinks he left the cat back on the Roses. A cat in the kitchen is a terrible place for a cat to be. So it's a good thing that the cat isn't here-]
Neyrow~!
OH, COME ON!
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All right. I'll work on it. I'll need a couple days to make sure I can transplant it and then ensure it'll live on past the process, then I'll bring it to you.
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She might, cats are curious creatures. We might want to find some way to keep them safe. A container of some sort, both for her and the plants; geraniums are slightly toxic to cats.
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[Great. Just great. Perfect.] For now I'll make sure she's always shut out of my room when I'm not around.
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That sounds like a good temporary solution. I'll see what I might be able to find for you.
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[...] And sure you don't want a free cat?
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[Okay, that makes him chuckle.]
No, no, I have three of my own, it's the most Wolfe will allow me.
Besides, I get the feeling this will be a good life lesson for you. Truly enriching.
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