003 | hot as hell

[mrfancyhat]

Who: Chuuya Nakahara
Broadcast: Video
Action: Twin Roses
When: Today

[On screen is an overheated red head. He would usually be dressed in layers and a hat, but is without hat and down to single layers of clothing. Thankfully he is back in the comfort of his own ship, and taking the time to relax and cool down.]

Philias. A planet that is less of a planet, and more like an actual living hell.

I don't know why I thought Philias would be a good idea, but it... isn't. Not in the least. I'd do anything if it meant never getting back on a planet like that ever again. I'm not kidding - surely someone out there has done something wild, especially for ratings. I'd even go back to the planet that hated hearing people swear.

[He lights a cigarette before he continues-]

What kind of crazy stuff have you done for ratings? Because I'd probably do it over visiting Philias.

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[deviances]

[ dude, Eithan feels you right now. He likes the warm and hates the cold! He thought surely Philias couldn't possibly be that bad! Boy was he wrong... ughhh. So you have his sympathies. Truly. ]

Philias is fuckin' awful. Everyone who hasn't left there is insane. I'm pretty sure.

Anyway, I've never done anything specifically for ratings... does anyone do that? I thought we all just kinda... let it happen.

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[chicandsporting]

Not all that much, given my state for a long time here. Now? Now, I think the possibilities of doing something wild for ratings are endless. You just need to know where to look.

[spacebro]

Hmm... I was planning to do something for ratings early on to make money, but then I never actually did. [He was trying to be on his better behavior for Kara. And just living his life the way he would has piled on the ratings.]

Did you go down there for ratings?

[mrfancyhat]

[He is so glad there is someone who understands him since he too was convinced the people there are insane! So he nods.]

There was once a guy in my crew who admitted doing weird things for ratings. I guess it helped that sponsors sent him stuff, so he'd prance around dressed in wild accessories and whatnot for ratings.

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[mrfancyhat]

[Chuuya laughs!]

Oh, I bet you're full of ideas now! Maybe you've had so many things you only wished you could do that you absolutely can now!

[mrfancyhat]

[He lets out a long sigh.]

No, I went there to check on the work situation... Needless to say, as hard of a worker I am, no one could pay me enough to work in that hell of a place!

[spacebro]

Oh yeah? What kind of work were you doing there?

[mrfancyhat]

Apparently my job was to try not to die from heat stroke!

[spacebro]

Looks like you succeeded.

You know if you're looking for more credits you could try getting into a relationship unless you're already in one.

[sylphid]

his taste in porn is enough to scare anyone off

[spacebro]

That might boost his ratings too.

[mrfancyhat]

Why the hell do you always go around making it sound like I'm obsessed with porn?!

[sylphid]

it will not

[spacebro]

How do you know?

[sylphid]

that's less weird than your hat fetish

[sylphid]

i've seen it

it's just shameful not entertaining

[mrfancyhat]

I'm not worried about making credits. It's just that I am now convinced that I'd definitely do anything than step foot on Philias again!

[He makes a sound of disgust.]

[spacebro]

Oh, are you his partner?

[spacebro]

I don't think you'll have to. Unless we get shot down on the planets again and yours lands on that one.

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[sylphid]

[sylphid]

you caught me

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[mrfancyhat]

I DON'T HAVE A HAT FETISH, FIE!

[mrfancyhat]

Maybe a little bit.

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[sylphid]

[Now the feed comes on to show her... wearing one of his hats. Again. When the hell was she even over there to take it??

She gives him a V for victory.]

[mrfancyhat]

Don't even say that as a joke! That would be the worst thing! I can already hear all the whining Vash would do!

[Why... why must Vash be this way...]