003 | hot as hell

[mrfancyhat]

Who: Chuuya Nakahara
Broadcast: Video
Action: Twin Roses
When: Today

[On screen is an overheated red head. He would usually be dressed in layers and a hat, but is without hat and down to single layers of clothing. Thankfully he is back in the comfort of his own ship, and taking the time to relax and cool down.]

Philias. A planet that is less of a planet, and more like an actual living hell.

I don't know why I thought Philias would be a good idea, but it... isn't. Not in the least. I'd do anything if it meant never getting back on a planet like that ever again. I'm not kidding - surely someone out there has done something wild, especially for ratings. I'd even go back to the planet that hated hearing people swear.

[He lights a cigarette before he continues-]

What kind of crazy stuff have you done for ratings? Because I'd probably do it over visiting Philias.

Comments

[spacebro]

Looks like you succeeded.

You know if you're looking for more credits you could try getting into a relationship unless you're already in one.

[sylphid]

his taste in porn is enough to scare anyone off

[spacebro]

That might boost his ratings too.

[sylphid]

it will not

[spacebro]

How do you know?

[sylphid]

i've seen it

it's just shameful not entertaining

[spacebro]

Oh, are you his partner?

1/2

[sylphid]

[sylphid]

you caught me

[spacebro]

Oh! Congratulations!

[mrfancyhat]

Oi! Don't be gross! Like I'm some kind of pervert who seeks out kids!

[mrfancyhat]

Why the hell do you always go around making it sound like I'm obsessed with porn?!

[sylphid]

that's less weird than your hat fetish

1/2

[mrfancyhat]

I DON'T HAVE A HAT FETISH, FIE!

[mrfancyhat]

Maybe a little bit.

video

[sylphid]

[Now the feed comes on to show her... wearing one of his hats. Again. When the hell was she even over there to take it??

She gives him a V for victory.]

video

[mrfancyhat]

[He shouldn't be surprised and yet he is.]

Where did you get that?!

video

[sylphid]

You room.

[Stated as the most obvious thing ever!!]

[mrfancyhat]

I'm not worried about making credits. It's just that I am now convinced that I'd definitely do anything than step foot on Philias again!

[He makes a sound of disgust.]

[spacebro]

I don't think you'll have to. Unless we get shot down on the planets again and yours lands on that one.

[mrfancyhat]

Don't even say that as a joke! That would be the worst thing! I can already hear all the whining Vash would do!

[Why... why must Vash be this way...]

[spacebro]

Weren't you the one just complaining about it...?

[mrfancyhat]

My complaining is incomparable to the complaining that guy can do!

[spacebro]

He usually seems okay at work. [Although strangely they never seem to talk while working at the same bar.]

[mrfancyhat]

You work with him?!

[He is truly shocked by this.]

I guess he can behave if he really tries...