003 | hot as hell

[mrfancyhat]

Who: Chuuya Nakahara
Broadcast: Video
Action: Twin Roses
When: Today

[On screen is an overheated red head. He would usually be dressed in layers and a hat, but is without hat and down to single layers of clothing. Thankfully he is back in the comfort of his own ship, and taking the time to relax and cool down.]

Philias. A planet that is less of a planet, and more like an actual living hell.

I don't know why I thought Philias would be a good idea, but it... isn't. Not in the least. I'd do anything if it meant never getting back on a planet like that ever again. I'm not kidding - surely someone out there has done something wild, especially for ratings. I'd even go back to the planet that hated hearing people swear.

[He lights a cigarette before he continues-]

What kind of crazy stuff have you done for ratings? Because I'd probably do it over visiting Philias.

Comments

[spacebro]

Why's that?

[sylphid]

he never makes time for me

:'(

[spacebro]

He just told me you're a kid and you're not dating. Is that true?

[How could you use an emote without meaning it?]

[sylphid]

i'm 16 and he's fun to torment

[sylphid]

and ew

he's not my type

[spacebro]

You're the one who said you were together! And isn't that kind of harsh to torment someone?

[sylphid]

why?

[spacebro]

Why? You don't know why tormenting someone would be harsh? [Does he have to explain ethics to you? Is this The Good Place?]

[sylphid]

humor me

[spacebro]

It's not nice?