003 | hot as hell

[mrfancyhat]

Who: Chuuya Nakahara
Broadcast: Video
Action: Twin Roses
When: Today

[On screen is an overheated red head. He would usually be dressed in layers and a hat, but is without hat and down to single layers of clothing. Thankfully he is back in the comfort of his own ship, and taking the time to relax and cool down.]

Philias. A planet that is less of a planet, and more like an actual living hell.

I don't know why I thought Philias would be a good idea, but it... isn't. Not in the least. I'd do anything if it meant never getting back on a planet like that ever again. I'm not kidding - surely someone out there has done something wild, especially for ratings. I'd even go back to the planet that hated hearing people swear.

[He lights a cigarette before he continues-]

What kind of crazy stuff have you done for ratings? Because I'd probably do it over visiting Philias.

Comments

[spacebro]

This is a kid? Why would a kid have seen your porn?

[mrfancyhat]

[Oh god! He totally is coming off as a pervert, isn't he?!]

Because she breaks into my room all the time!

[spacebro]

[Even to a Daxamite.]

Do you have framed porn on the walls?

[mrfancyhat]

No! God no! She literally goes through my stuff! Steals my things! You should probably stop talking to her so that you're not her next victim!

[spacebro]

If she's doing that why hasn't anyone stopped her? The ships are full of superheroes.

[mrfancyhat]

[Superheroes seems a bit extreme, so he'll just. Ignore that part.]

I've been working on it.

[spacebro]

It doesn't seem like it's going very well.

[mrfancyhat]

It's, uh - it's fine. It'll be fine.

[spacebro]

You don't want help? [Looking confused and skeptical.]